Dad jokes are fun
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We all know the classic dad joke that goes something like this:
Somebody says a sentence to describe their self (e.g.
I'm tiredorI'm confused).A dad-joke enthusiast comes along and replies
Hi <adjective>, I'm Dad!, because introductions follow the same format (I'm Peterfollows the same format asI'm hungry).
Your job is to take in an input in the form of a self-descriptor, and output the appropriate dad-joke form, but instead of using the word "Dad", you'll use the name of the programming language you're programming in.
Test cases (assume that they are being parsed by Python):
I'm amazing Hi amazing, I'm Python!
I'm tired Hi tired, I'm Python!
I'm hungry Hi hungry, I'm Python!
I'm fat Hi fat, I'm Python!
Now assume that these test cases are being parsed by Golfscript:
I'm a programmer Hi a programmer, I'm Golfscript!
I'm a question-writer Hi a question-writer, I'm Golfscript!
I'm a Stack-Overflow-er Hi a Stack-Overflow-er, I'm Golfscript!
The exact challenge:
Take in a string in the self-descriptor format (
I'm <adjective>orI'm a(n) <noun>) using standard input or through a function.
Assume there is no ending punctuation.
Assume the word
I'mis used and notI am.
Convert it to a dad-joke format - see the above examples for exactly how that should look.
Other stuff:
This is code-golf, so shortest byte count wins.
Follow the standard loophole rules - none of those, please.
Have fun!
Leaderboard
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The name of the language (end it with a comma
,or dash-), followed by...The byte count, as the last number to appear in your header.
For example, JavaScript (ES6), 72 bytes is valid, but Fortran, 143 bytes (8-bit) is invalid because the byte count is not the last number in the header (your answer will be recognized as 8 bytes - don't take advantage of this).
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We all know the classic dad joke that goes something like this:
Somebody says a sentence to describe their self (e.g.
I'm tiredorI'm confused).A dad-joke enthusiast comes along and replies
Hi <adjective>, I'm Dad!, because introductions follow the same format (I'm Peterfollows the same format asI'm hungry).
Your job is to take in an input in the form of a self-descriptor, and output the appropriate dad-joke form, but instead of using the word "Dad", you'll use the name of the programming language you're programming in.
Test cases (assume that they are being parsed by Python):
I'm amazing Hi amazing, I'm Python!
I'm tired Hi tired, I'm Python!
I'm hungry Hi hungry, I'm Python!
I'm fat Hi fat, I'm Python!
Now assume that these test cases are being parsed by Golfscript:
I'm a programmer Hi a programmer, I'm Golfscript!
I'm a question-writer Hi a question-writer, I'm Golfscript!
I'm a Stack-Overflow-er Hi a Stack-Overflow-er, I'm Golfscript!
The exact challenge:
Take in a string in the self-descriptor format (
I'm <adjective>orI'm a(n) <noun>) using standard input or through a function.
Assume there is no ending punctuation.
Assume the word
I'mis used and notI am.
Convert it to a dad-joke format - see the above examples for exactly how that should look.
Other stuff:
This is code-golf, so shortest byte count wins.
Follow the standard loophole rules - none of those, please.
Have fun!
Leaderboard
You can view the leaderboard for this post by expanding the widget/snippet below. In order for your post to be included in the rankings, you need a header (# header text) with the following info:
The name of the language (end it with a comma
,or dash-), followed by...The byte count, as the last number to appear in your header.
For example, JavaScript (ES6), 72 bytes is valid, but Fortran, 143 bytes (8-bit) is invalid because the byte count is not the last number in the header (your answer will be recognized as 8 bytes - don't take advantage of this).
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One of the ways I considered telling my family that my wife was expecting was by telling as many dad jokes as possible and seeing who caught on!
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– Giuseppe
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Some example outputs end with exclamation and some do not. What is the significance?
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– recursive
May 21 at 1:56
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Usual practice is to give it much longer before accepting an answer, if you do so at all: codegolf.meta.stackexchange.com/q/2035/66252
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And the tie-breaker isn't votes, it's who reached the lowest score first.
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– Shaggy
May 21 at 12:08
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Now waiting for the next golfing language that's name is an empty string.
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We all know the classic dad joke that goes something like this:
Somebody says a sentence to describe their self (e.g.
I'm tiredorI'm confused).A dad-joke enthusiast comes along and replies
Hi <adjective>, I'm Dad!, because introductions follow the same format (I'm Peterfollows the same format asI'm hungry).
Your job is to take in an input in the form of a self-descriptor, and output the appropriate dad-joke form, but instead of using the word "Dad", you'll use the name of the programming language you're programming in.
Test cases (assume that they are being parsed by Python):
I'm amazing Hi amazing, I'm Python!
I'm tired Hi tired, I'm Python!
I'm hungry Hi hungry, I'm Python!
I'm fat Hi fat, I'm Python!
Now assume that these test cases are being parsed by Golfscript:
I'm a programmer Hi a programmer, I'm Golfscript!
I'm a question-writer Hi a question-writer, I'm Golfscript!
I'm a Stack-Overflow-er Hi a Stack-Overflow-er, I'm Golfscript!
The exact challenge:
Take in a string in the self-descriptor format (
I'm <adjective>orI'm a(n) <noun>) using standard input or through a function.
Assume there is no ending punctuation.
Assume the word
I'mis used and notI am.
Convert it to a dad-joke format - see the above examples for exactly how that should look.
Other stuff:
This is code-golf, so shortest byte count wins.
Follow the standard loophole rules - none of those, please.
Have fun!
Leaderboard
You can view the leaderboard for this post by expanding the widget/snippet below. In order for your post to be included in the rankings, you need a header (# header text) with the following info:
The name of the language (end it with a comma
,or dash-), followed by...The byte count, as the last number to appear in your header.
For example, JavaScript (ES6), 72 bytes is valid, but Fortran, 143 bytes (8-bit) is invalid because the byte count is not the last number in the header (your answer will be recognized as 8 bytes - don't take advantage of this).
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We all know the classic dad joke that goes something like this:
Somebody says a sentence to describe their self (e.g.
I'm tiredorI'm confused).A dad-joke enthusiast comes along and replies
Hi <adjective>, I'm Dad!, because introductions follow the same format (I'm Peterfollows the same format asI'm hungry).
Your job is to take in an input in the form of a self-descriptor, and output the appropriate dad-joke form, but instead of using the word "Dad", you'll use the name of the programming language you're programming in.
Test cases (assume that they are being parsed by Python):
I'm amazing Hi amazing, I'm Python!
I'm tired Hi tired, I'm Python!
I'm hungry Hi hungry, I'm Python!
I'm fat Hi fat, I'm Python!
Now assume that these test cases are being parsed by Golfscript:
I'm a programmer Hi a programmer, I'm Golfscript!
I'm a question-writer Hi a question-writer, I'm Golfscript!
I'm a Stack-Overflow-er Hi a Stack-Overflow-er, I'm Golfscript!
The exact challenge:
Take in a string in the self-descriptor format (
I'm <adjective>orI'm a(n) <noun>) using standard input or through a function.
Assume there is no ending punctuation.
Assume the word
I'mis used and notI am.
Convert it to a dad-joke format - see the above examples for exactly how that should look.
Other stuff:
This is code-golf, so shortest byte count wins.
Follow the standard loophole rules - none of those, please.
Have fun!
Leaderboard
You can view the leaderboard for this post by expanding the widget/snippet below. In order for your post to be included in the rankings, you need a header (# header text) with the following info:
The name of the language (end it with a comma
,or dash-), followed by...The byte count, as the last number to appear in your header.
For example, JavaScript (ES6), 72 bytes is valid, but Fortran, 143 bytes (8-bit) is invalid because the byte count is not the last number in the header (your answer will be recognized as 8 bytes - don't take advantage of this).
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One of the ways I considered telling my family that my wife was expecting was by telling as many dad jokes as possible and seeing who caught on!
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– Giuseppe
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Some example outputs end with exclamation and some do not. What is the significance?
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– recursive
May 21 at 1:56
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Usual practice is to give it much longer before accepting an answer, if you do so at all: codegolf.meta.stackexchange.com/q/2035/66252
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– user2390246
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And the tie-breaker isn't votes, it's who reached the lowest score first.
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– Shaggy
May 21 at 12:08
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Now waiting for the next golfing language that's name is an empty string.
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One of the ways I considered telling my family that my wife was expecting was by telling as many dad jokes as possible and seeing who caught on!
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– Giuseppe
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Some example outputs end with exclamation and some do not. What is the significance?
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– recursive
May 21 at 1:56
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Usual practice is to give it much longer before accepting an answer, if you do so at all: codegolf.meta.stackexchange.com/q/2035/66252
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– user2390246
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And the tie-breaker isn't votes, it's who reached the lowest score first.
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– Shaggy
May 21 at 12:08
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Now waiting for the next golfing language that's name is an empty string.
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– 640KB
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One of the ways I considered telling my family that my wife was expecting was by telling as many dad jokes as possible and seeing who caught on!
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– Giuseppe
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One of the ways I considered telling my family that my wife was expecting was by telling as many dad jokes as possible and seeing who caught on!
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– Giuseppe
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Some example outputs end with exclamation and some do not. What is the significance?
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– recursive
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Some example outputs end with exclamation and some do not. What is the significance?
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Usual practice is to give it much longer before accepting an answer, if you do so at all: codegolf.meta.stackexchange.com/q/2035/66252
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– user2390246
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Usual practice is to give it much longer before accepting an answer, if you do so at all: codegolf.meta.stackexchange.com/q/2035/66252
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– user2390246
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And the tie-breaker isn't votes, it's who reached the lowest score first.
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– Shaggy
May 21 at 12:08
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And the tie-breaker isn't votes, it's who reached the lowest score first.
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– Shaggy
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Now waiting for the next golfing language that's name is an empty string.
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– 640KB
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V, 13 bytes
cEHi<esc>A, <C-r>" V!Try it online!
Inspired by tsh's answer
This takes advantage of the fact that I'm is yanked from the start of the string when deleting the text from the start, and pastes it to the end with <C-r>" while in insert mode.
answered May 21 at 9:55
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I just editedI'mto<C-O>pand then notice your answer...
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– tsh
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A golfing language using Vim andescapetakes 5 characters???
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– mowwwalker
May 21 at 18:13
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@mowwwalker Nope. It's really the byte0x1B, but it's easier and more obvious what it means if you write it as<esc>. The same for<C-r>, which is really0x12
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– DJMcMayhem♦
May 21 at 21:19
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@DJMcMayhem, ah that makes much more sense
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C (gcc), 59 42 33 bytes
-17 bytes thanks to @Conor O'Brien noticing that the import wasn't necessary
-9 bytes thanks to @tsh pointing out a shorter, UB way of writing the function
a(x){printf("Hi%s, I'm C!",x+3);}
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Chops off the first 3 characters of the input (removes I'm) and surrounds it with the desired text.
answered May 21 at 1:28
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The program compiles without the import, so you can drop it for 42 bytes.
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– Conor O'Brien
May 21 at 2:39
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@ConorO'Brien nice catch!
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– Neil A.
May 21 at 3:28
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And theintis also optional.
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– tsh
May 21 at 4:08
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(?) And also thechar*, maybe...; soa(x){printf("Hi%s, I'm C!",x+3);}should work
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– tsh
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@tsh: yes, in practice that will work on most 32-bit C implementations (where anintcan hold achar*without truncating it), despite the undefined behaviour. On x86-64 gcc on Linux, it will always fail in a PIE executable (typically no pointers are in the low 32 bits of virtual address space, and gcc won't happen to copy the high 32 bits while calculatingx+3from the function arg in the RDI register). But in a non-PIE executable, static addresses are in the low 31 bits of virtual address space, so if the caller passed a string literal or a static buffer, it would happen to work.
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V, 13 bytes
cEHi<Esc>A, <C-O>p V!
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New to V. Just knew it about 30 minutes ago. Anyway, this language is chosen just because its name only cost 1 byte. I'm not sure how to send <End> key in V. Most vim environment would accept <End> as a replacement of <Esc>A in this example. But, you know, V is 2 characters shorter than vim. :)
Thanks to @Candy Gumdrop, saves 1 byte.
answered May 21 at 5:58
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Could save one byte by changingc3ltocE.
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– Candy Gumdrop
May 21 at 9:39
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@CandyGumdrop Wow, I didn't know the upper caseEbefore.
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– tsh
May 21 at 9:52
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You could also docW(which seems different, but is actually identical tocE) or3s. Nice job! I was just about to post almost this exact answer when I saw that there were 2 V answers already, which was a nice surprise. I've tried several different approaches, but I'm not sure if it'll be possible to get <13 bytes.
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Stax, 13 bytes
â∞¿φ‼0▲(─ƒSqÄ
Run and debug it
Unpacked, ungolfed, and commented, it looks like this.
.Hip print "Hi" with no newline
3tp trim 3 characters from start of input and print with no newline
final line is to print the unterminated compressed literal ", I'm stax!"
`dYgAwg_
I moved the final comment up one line since nothing may follow an unterminated string literal.
Run this one
answered May 21 at 2:01
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I'm going to declare you the winner because your post had more votes, but you technically were tied with one other person. Congratulations!
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brainfuck, 164
,-.+>,>,----.++++>,.>,[.,]<<<+++++.----->>.[<]>[.>]<[->+++<]>++.[--->+<]>----.+++[->+++<]>++.++++++++.+++++.--------.-[--->+<]>--.+[->+++<]>+.++++++++.+[++>---<]>-.
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The "brainfuck!" part of the string is generated with this tool, can probably be golfed further by hand.
answered May 21 at 0:33
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Try BF Crunch
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– Jo King
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Excel, 36 33 bytes
-3 bytes thanks to Johan du Toit.
Input goes into A1.
="Hi "&MID(A1,4,99)&", I'm Excel"
First attempt:
=REPLACE(A1,1,3,"Hi")&", I'm Excel!"
answered May 21 at 10:12
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="Hi "&MID(B13,4,99)&", I'm Excel"34 bytes
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– Johan du Toit
May 25 at 11:24
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Thank you @JohanduToit.A1instead ofB13so actually 33 bytes.
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– Wernisch
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R 45 44 39 bytes
@Giuseppe Edit
sub("I'm(.*)","Hi\1, I'm R",scan(,""))
@AaronHayman Edit
function(s)sub("I'm (.*)","Hi \1, I'm R",s)
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answered May 21 at 9:15
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can save one byte replacing"(I'm )with"(.* )
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– Aaron Hayman
May 21 at 9:32
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@AaronHayman, doesn't work forI'm a programmer(many spaces) because of greediness
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– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 21 at 9:48
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@NahuelFouilleul Right, I wasn't sure if the first or last white space would be considere.
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– niko
May 21 at 9:54
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Okay, I saved a byte, and I think this one works properly Try it online!
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– Aaron Hayman
May 21 at 10:22
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2 bytes by changing thesubto"I'm(.*)" and "Hi\1, I'm R"and 3 bytes by taking input from stdin usingscan: Try it online
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– Giuseppe
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Python 3, 35 34 bytes
lambda s:"Hi%s, I'm Python!"%s[3:]
Try it online!
-1 byte thanks to Embodiment of Ignorance
Also 34 bytes, using the newer formatted strings, thanks to Gábor Fekete:
lambda s:f"Hi{s[3:]}, I'm Python!"
Try it online!
answered May 21 at 1:02
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– Embodiment of Ignorance
May 21 at 2:00
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What about losinglambda s:and replacing%s[3:]with%input()[3:]? (-4 bytes)
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– niko
May 21 at 21:01
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@niko if I understand what you are saying, that will not print anything. Default rules on this site are either a full program that prints output or a function that returns output. Usually what you are suggesting is called a snippet, and would not be a complete solution, it would need to be wrapped withprint()for 7 more bytes, which is why Python answers usually use lambdas.
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– Stephen
May 21 at 21:07
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But how is that different from your (and actually most) answer(s) here? I mean both by themselves do not print anything, and both return the same output right? (Fairly new here - still getting used to CG)
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– niko
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@niko It's OK! Withlambda s, I have defined an (anonymous) function. If you look at the header and the footer in the TIO link, I name that functionf, and then called it withf("I'm whatever"). Then the function returns the expected output. With your snippet, you neither print nor return from a function - you just have a bit of code that evaluates to the correct result, but does not do anything with it. You can run programs multiple times, you can call functions multiple times, but a snippet is just a snippet.
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x86, 37 36 bytes
$ xxd DAD.COM
00000000: d1ee ac8a d8c6 0024 adc7 0448 698b d6b4 .......$...Hi...
00000010: 09cd 21ba 1901 cd21 c32c 2049 276d 2078 ..!....!., I'm x
00000020: 3836 2124 86!$
Unassembled:
D1 EE SHR SI, 1 ; point SI to DOS PSP (080H)
AC LODSB ; load string length into AL, advance SI
8A D8 MOV BL, AL ; put string length into BL
C6 40 24 MOV BYTE PTR[BX][SI], '$' ; add string terminator to end of string
AD LODSW ; advance SI two chars
C7 04 6948 MOV WORD PTR[SI], 'iH' ; replace second and third char with 'Hi'
8B D6 MOV DX, SI ; load string address for INT 21H string function
B4 09 MOV AH, 9 ; display a '$' terminated string function
CD 21 INT 21H ; call DOS API
BA 0119 MOV DX, OFFSET S ; load address for second part of string
CD 21 INT 21H ; call DOS API
C3 RET ; return to DOS
S DB ", I'm x86!$"
A standalone executable DOS program. Input from command line, output to screen.
Download and test DAD.COM.
* The exact "language" name here is a little ambiguous as CPU machine code isn't really a language in a formal sense. Going with "x86" as a generally understood and accepted name for the target platform.
answered May 22 at 18:27
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[moving comment down from main thread] I'd say "x86" is the architecture, while "MA SM" would be one of the available languages on that architecture (note it does have a space in it though).
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– Jonathan Allan
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I think "x86" is probably fine really, it is golf after all :)
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– Jonathan Allan
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Java, 36 bytes
s->"Hi"+s.substring(3)+", I'm Java!"
Try it online.
answered May 21 at 7:48
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Whitespace, 267 bytes
[S S S T S S T S S S N
_Push_72_H][T N
S S _Print_as_character][S S S T T S T S S T N
_Push_105_i][T N
S S _Print_as_character][S S S N
_Push_0][S N
S _Duplicate_0][S N
S _Duplicate_0][T N
T S _Read_STDIN_as_character][T N
T S _Read_STDIN_as_character][T N
T S _Read_STDIN_as_character][N
S S N
_Create_Label_INPUT_LOOP][S S S N
_Push_0][S N
S _Duplicate_0][T N
T S _Read_STDIN_as_character][T T T _Retrieve][S N
S _Duplicate_input][S S S T S T S N
_Push_10][T S S T _Subtract][N
T S S N
_If_0_Jump_to_Label_TRAILING][T N
S S _Print_as_character][N
S N
N
_Jump_to_Label_INPUT_LOOP][N
S S S N
_Create_Label_TRAILING][S N
N
_Discard_top][S S T T S S S T S T N
_Push_-69_!][S S T T N
_Push_-1_e][S S T T T N
_Push_-3_c][S S T T S T N
_Push_-5_a][S S S T S T S N
_Push_10_p][S S S T T S T N
_Push_13_s][S S T T N
_Push_-1_e][S S S T T T S N
_Push_14_t][S S S T T N
_Push_3_i][S S S T S N
_Push_2_h][S S T T T T T N
_Push_-15_W][S S T T S S S T T S N
_Push_-70_space][S S S T T T N
_Push_7_m][S S T T T T T T T N
_Push_-63_'][S S T T T T S T N
_Push_-29_I][S T S S T T N
_Copy_0-based_3rd_-70_space][S S T T T T S T S N
_Push_-58_,][N
S S T N
_Create_Label_PRINT_TRAILING_LOOP][S S S T T S S T T S N
_Push_102][T S S S _Add][T N
S S _Print_as_character][N
S N
T N
_Jump_to_Label_PRINT_TRAILING_LOOP]
Letters S (space), T (tab), and N (new-line) added as highlighting only.[..._some_action] added as explanation only.
Since Whitespace inputs one character at a time, the input should contain a trailing newline so it knows when to stop reading characters and the input is done.
Try it online (with raw spaces, tabs, and new-lines only).
Explanation in pseudo-code:
Print "Hi"
Read three characters from STDIN, and do nothing with them
Start INPUT_LOOP:
Character c = STDIN as character
If(c == 'n'):
Call function PRINT_TRAILING
Print c as character
Go to next iteration of INPUT_LOOP
function PRINT_TRAILING:
Discard the top of the stack (the c='n' that was still on the stack)
Push "!ecapsetihW m'I ," one character at a time
Start PRINT_TRAILING_LOOP:
Print as character
Go to next iteration of PRINT_TRAILING_LOOP
The characters of ", I'm Whitespace!" are pushed in reversed order, and then printed in a loop. All values of these characters are also lowered by 102, which are added in the loop before printing to save bytes. This constant 102 to lower each character with is generated with this Java program. Also, instead of pushing the value -70 for both spaces twice, the second space in "!ecapsetihW m'I ," is copied from the first with the Copy builtin to save a few bytes.
answered May 21 at 8:36
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IBM/Lotus Notes Formula Language, 61 62 bytes
+1 because I hadn't noticed the ! at the end of the output.
"Hi"+@Right(i;"I'm")+", I'm IBM/Lotus Notes Formula Language!"
Computed field formula that takes it's input from an editable field i. It would fail for "I'm an I'm" but since that wouldn't make any sense at all I'm assuming that it won't happen.
Shame that at 32 bytes, the name of the language is more than half the total length of the formula!
Screenshot below showing an example input and output:
answered May 21 at 8:52
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It looks like your language would be good for the job if the name wasn't so long :)
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if I was being serious I would probably just call itFormulawhich is how it is referred to in the Notes/Domino developer community :-)
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@PeterCordes - Possible but Lotus Notes/Domino also has LotusScript as an inbuilt language so we probably need to be a little more specific ;-)
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Could actually go a little better than that since IBM rebranded it to IBM Notes but then they rebranded again to IBM Domino so I guess that to be strictly correct it should be "Hi @PeterCordes, I'm IBM Domino Formula" :)
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@PeterCordes Only the essential parts of the language name are required - I'm acceptingPerlas a substitution forPerl 5orPerl 5 -p.
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PHP, 34 32 bytes
Hi<?=substr($argn,3)?>, I'm PHP!
Try it online!
Input via STDIN, call with -F.
$ echo I'm a Stack-Overflow-er|php -F dad.php
Hi a Stack-Overflow-er, I'm PHP!
$ echo I'm hungry|php -F dad.php
Hi hungry, I'm PHP!
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sed (-r), 31 28 25 bytes
-3 bytes thanks to Shaggy
-3 bytes because -r not needed in output
s/I'm(.*)/Hi1, I'm sed!/
TIO
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28 bytes?
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Hmm ... Our way around counting flags was to declare them as different languages so I think you may need the-rbut it would be worth getting Meta to weigh in on it.
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i removed because of perl 5 answer and comments
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Japt, 18 bytes
`Hi{s3}, I'm Japt!
When Japt's string compression library achieves a 0% compress rate...
Try it
Another 18-byte alternative:
`Hi{Ť}, {¯4}Japt!
answered May 21 at 2:03
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... but still beats Jelly and 05AB1E :)
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Octave, 35 bytes
@(s)["Hi" s(4:end) ", I'm Octave!"]
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@(s) % Anonymous function taking a string input
[ ] % Concatenate everything inside the brackets
"Hi" ", I'm Octave!"] % The fixed parts of the output string
s(4:end) % The input, except "I'm"
% Returns the concatenated string
42 bytes:
I tried retrieving "Octave" somehow, without writing it out, since 6 chars is quite a lot compared to some of the other language names here. Unfortunately, I could only find ver, which outputs a struct with comma separated fields. Takes way more than 6 bytes. :(
@(s)["Hi" s(4:end) ", I'm " {ver.Name}{1}]
Try it online!
answered May 21 at 5:15
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Ruby -p, 32 27 26 bytes
-5 bytes by leveraging Nick Kennedy's Jelly answer.
-1 byte from splitting on a different point in the string. Also realized my old bytecount was wrong.
~/m/;$_="Hi#$', I'm Ruby!"
Explanation
# -p gets line of input and saves to $_
~/m/; # Find first 'm' in $_ using regex
$_="Hi#$', I'm Ruby!" # Save modified string to $_
# ($' is the string AFTER the most recent regex match)
# -p outputs $_ to screen
Try it online!
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Cool! Where's your input?
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@connectyourcharger added an explanation. Input is STDIN.
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Gotcha. Good answer!
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Batch, 22 + 3 = 25 bytes
@echo Hi %*, %0 Batch!
+3 bytes for naming this file I'm (with the required .bat extension for Batch files). Invoke as I'm hungry, when it will echo Hi hungry, I'm Batch!.
answered May 21 at 9:27
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program should receiveI'mbut here it's the name of the script don't know if it's valid, or unless it's the interpreter with the script in current path
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@NahuelFouilleul The interpreter isCMD, so would that actually save me 2 bytes?
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Perl 6, 30 28 27 bytes
{S/.../Hi/~", I'm Perl 6!"}
Try it online!
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Perl 5 -p, 31 24 bytes
Cut down based on clarifications from OP and a suggestion from @NahuelFouilleul.
/ /;$_="Hi $', $` Perl!"
Try it online!
answered May 21 at 4:16
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29 bytes
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– Nahuel Fouilleul
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also maybe$^X $]special variables could be used, however 5 is shorter than$]
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Do you need to include the5as part of the name of the language? i.e. could you argue that Perl 5 "thinks of itself" as "Perl"? That was the case before Perl 6 existed, and codegolf answers only need to work on at least one implementation of the language, so pick an old one?
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OP confirms thatPerlis sufficient. And that the use of the-poption doesn't have to be considered part of the language name.
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Jelly, 16 15 bytes
Ḋa⁾Hi“'ṫṗḶ/÷!Ṗ»
A full program accepting a (Python formatted) string argument which prints the result.
Try it online!
How?
Ḋa⁾Hi“'ṫṗḶ/÷!Ṗ» - Link: list of characters e.g. "I'm a programmer"
Ḋ - dequeue "'m a programmer"
⁾Hi - pair of characters "Hi"
a - logical AND (vectorises) "Hi a programmer"
“'ṫṗḶ/÷!Ṗ» - list of characters ", I'm Jelly!"
- - since this is a new leading constant chain the previous result
- is implicitly printed (with no trailing newline)
- program result is implicitly printed (again with no trailing newline)
Note: Ḋ⁾Hio... works too.
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Jelly, 20 17 bytes
ṫ4;“'ṫṗḶ/÷!Ṗ»⁾Hi;
Try it online!
A monadic link taking the input as its argument and returning a Jelly string.
Explanation
ṫ4 | everything from 4th character on
;“'ṫṗḶ/÷!Ṗ» | concatenate ", I’m Jelly!" to the end
⁾Hi; | concatenate "Hi" to the beginning
answered May 20 at 23:53
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Hang on, Jelly has a built-in just for the word "Jelly"?
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@connectyourcharger it’s a compressed dictionary word
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VBA (Excel), 27 28 bytes
?"Hi"Mid([A1],4)", I'm VBA!
Input goes in cell A1 of the Active Sheet in Excel, run code in the Immediate Window
Takes advantage of the fact that "SomeString"SomeValue and SomeValue"SomeString" will implicitly concatenate, and that omitting the third argument from the MID function will take all characters from the end of the input - turning it into a "dump initial characters" function
(-1 byte thanks to Shaggy, but +1 when OP confirmed that all answers should end with an exclamation mark)
(-1 byte thanks to Taylor Scott reminding me that the final double-quote was optional)
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Could you remove the space afterHiand replace5with4?
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@Shaggy ... Yes, yes I could. No idea how I missed that, thank you
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You can drop a byte by removing the very last"from this solution, and as you use evaluate notation (the square brackets) you should mark this solution as being Excel VBA, as that notation is only available in Excel
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J, 22 bytes
', I''m J!',~'Hi',3}.]
Try it online!
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Rust, 41 bytes
|x:&str|print!("Hi{}, I'm Rust!",&x[3..])
Try it online!
answered May 21 at 6:38
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05AB1E, 23 21 bytes
Saved 2 bytes thanks to Kevin Cruijssen
',«#À„Hiš"05AB1E!"ªðý
Try it online!
Explanation
',« # append ","
# # split on spaces
À # rotate left
„Hiš # prepend "Hi"
"05AB1E!"ª # append the language name
ðý # join on spaces
answered May 21 at 6:20
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21 bytes. And too bad the exclamation mark is there.. Since•äƵí•hRis 1 byte shorter than"05AB1E". :)
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@KevinCruijssen: Wow! I feel stupid that I didn't start with the ",". Yeah I tried•äƵí•hRas well, but as you say, it unfortunately doesn't save any here.
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QuadR, 22 bytes
^...
$
Hi
, I'm QuadR!
Try it online!
This replaces:
^... three initial characters
and$ the end-of-line
with
Hi
and,I'm QuadR
respectively
answered May 21 at 9:12
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So you could exchange the middle two lines and change the language to Retina and still beat @KevinCruijssen's answer?
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@Neil I guess so, but your's is still shorter. Tbf, QuadR is but a thin cover for the not-intended-for-golf⎕RAPL operator.
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Ah, but my answer only works for Retina 1, not Retina 0.8.2 though.
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Retina, 22 21 bytes
3L$`
Hi$', $` Retina!
Try it online! Link includes test cases. Does not work in Retina 0.8.2, so adapt @Adám's QuadR answer instead. Explanation: The pattern is empty, so it matches at every position in the input string. We only need the third (or fourth would work) match however. The substitution is then applied to that match. Within that substitution, $' refers to the rest of the string and $` refers the the beginning of the string.
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Retina 0.8.2, 26 25 23 bytes
^...
Hi
$
, I'm Retina!
-1 byte thanks to @attinat.
-2 bytes by porting @Adám's QuadR answer, so make sure to upvote him!!
PS: @Neil posted a shorter Retina answer in the new version, so I've changed this answer to Retina 0.8.2 explicitly.
Try it online.
Explanation:
Replace the first three characters with "Hi":
^...
Hi
And then append a trailing ", I'm Retina!" (by replacing the end of the string):
$
, I'm Retina!
answered May 21 at 7:50
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Shouldn't it be like this instead?
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or better, 25 bytes
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@attinat Ah, of course, hadn't even noticed the incorrect output.. >.> And thanks for the -1!
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bash, 24 bytes
echo Hi ${@:2}, $1 bash!
TIO
answered May 21 at 7:10
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replacebashwith$0to save a couple of bytes
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V, 13 bytes
cEHi<esc>A, <C-r>" V!Try it online!
Inspired by tsh's answer
This takes advantage of the fact that I'm is yanked from the start of the string when deleting the text from the start, and pastes it to the end with <C-r>" while in insert mode.
answered May 21 at 9:55
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I just editedI'mto<C-O>pand then notice your answer...
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A golfing language using Vim andescapetakes 5 characters???
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@mowwwalker Nope. It's really the byte0x1B, but it's easier and more obvious what it means if you write it as<esc>. The same for<C-r>, which is really0x12
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– DJMcMayhem♦
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@DJMcMayhem, ah that makes much more sense
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V, 13 bytes
cEHi<esc>A, <C-r>" V!Try it online!
Inspired by tsh's answer
This takes advantage of the fact that I'm is yanked from the start of the string when deleting the text from the start, and pastes it to the end with <C-r>" while in insert mode.
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I just editedI'mto<C-O>pand then notice your answer...
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A golfing language using Vim andescapetakes 5 characters???
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@mowwwalker Nope. It's really the byte0x1B, but it's easier and more obvious what it means if you write it as<esc>. The same for<C-r>, which is really0x12
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V, 13 bytes
cEHi<esc>A, <C-r>" V!Try it online!
Inspired by tsh's answer
This takes advantage of the fact that I'm is yanked from the start of the string when deleting the text from the start, and pastes it to the end with <C-r>" while in insert mode.
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V, 13 bytes
cEHi<esc>A, <C-r>" V!Try it online!
Inspired by tsh's answer
This takes advantage of the fact that I'm is yanked from the start of the string when deleting the text from the start, and pastes it to the end with <C-r>" while in insert mode.
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A golfing language using Vim andescapetakes 5 characters???
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@mowwwalker Nope. It's really the byte0x1B, but it's easier and more obvious what it means if you write it as<esc>. The same for<C-r>, which is really0x12
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A golfing language using Vim andescapetakes 5 characters???
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@mowwwalker Nope. It's really the byte0x1B, but it's easier and more obvious what it means if you write it as<esc>. The same for<C-r>, which is really0x12
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@DJMcMayhem, ah that makes much more sense
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– mowwwalker
May 21 at 21:22
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I just edited
I'm to <C-O>p and then notice your answer...$endgroup$
– tsh
May 21 at 10:11
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I just edited
I'm to <C-O>p and then notice your answer...$endgroup$
– tsh
May 21 at 10:11
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A golfing language using Vim and
escape takes 5 characters???$endgroup$
– mowwwalker
May 21 at 18:13
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A golfing language using Vim and
escape takes 5 characters???$endgroup$
– mowwwalker
May 21 at 18:13
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3
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@mowwwalker Nope. It's really the byte
0x1B, but it's easier and more obvious what it means if you write it as <esc>. The same for <C-r>, which is really 0x12$endgroup$
– DJMcMayhem♦
May 21 at 21:19
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@mowwwalker Nope. It's really the byte
0x1B, but it's easier and more obvious what it means if you write it as <esc>. The same for <C-r>, which is really 0x12$endgroup$
– DJMcMayhem♦
May 21 at 21:19
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@DJMcMayhem, ah that makes much more sense
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– mowwwalker
May 21 at 21:22
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@DJMcMayhem, ah that makes much more sense
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– mowwwalker
May 21 at 21:22
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C (gcc), 59 42 33 bytes
-17 bytes thanks to @Conor O'Brien noticing that the import wasn't necessary
-9 bytes thanks to @tsh pointing out a shorter, UB way of writing the function
a(x){printf("Hi%s, I'm C!",x+3);}
Try it online!
Chops off the first 3 characters of the input (removes I'm) and surrounds it with the desired text.
answered May 21 at 1:28
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The program compiles without the import, so you can drop it for 42 bytes.
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– Conor O'Brien
May 21 at 2:39
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@ConorO'Brien nice catch!
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– Neil A.
May 21 at 3:28
3
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And theintis also optional.
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– tsh
May 21 at 4:08
2
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(?) And also thechar*, maybe...; soa(x){printf("Hi%s, I'm C!",x+3);}should work
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– tsh
May 21 at 4:13
2
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@tsh: yes, in practice that will work on most 32-bit C implementations (where anintcan hold achar*without truncating it), despite the undefined behaviour. On x86-64 gcc on Linux, it will always fail in a PIE executable (typically no pointers are in the low 32 bits of virtual address space, and gcc won't happen to copy the high 32 bits while calculatingx+3from the function arg in the RDI register). But in a non-PIE executable, static addresses are in the low 31 bits of virtual address space, so if the caller passed a string literal or a static buffer, it would happen to work.
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– Peter Cordes
May 21 at 9:54
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C (gcc), 59 42 33 bytes
-17 bytes thanks to @Conor O'Brien noticing that the import wasn't necessary
-9 bytes thanks to @tsh pointing out a shorter, UB way of writing the function
a(x){printf("Hi%s, I'm C!",x+3);}
Try it online!
Chops off the first 3 characters of the input (removes I'm) and surrounds it with the desired text.
answered May 21 at 1:28
Neil A.Neil A.
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The program compiles without the import, so you can drop it for 42 bytes.
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– Conor O'Brien
May 21 at 2:39
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@ConorO'Brien nice catch!
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– Neil A.
May 21 at 3:28
3
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And theintis also optional.
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– tsh
May 21 at 4:08
2
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(?) And also thechar*, maybe...; soa(x){printf("Hi%s, I'm C!",x+3);}should work
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– tsh
May 21 at 4:13
2
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@tsh: yes, in practice that will work on most 32-bit C implementations (where anintcan hold achar*without truncating it), despite the undefined behaviour. On x86-64 gcc on Linux, it will always fail in a PIE executable (typically no pointers are in the low 32 bits of virtual address space, and gcc won't happen to copy the high 32 bits while calculatingx+3from the function arg in the RDI register). But in a non-PIE executable, static addresses are in the low 31 bits of virtual address space, so if the caller passed a string literal or a static buffer, it would happen to work.
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– Peter Cordes
May 21 at 9:54
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C (gcc), 59 42 33 bytes
-17 bytes thanks to @Conor O'Brien noticing that the import wasn't necessary
-9 bytes thanks to @tsh pointing out a shorter, UB way of writing the function
a(x){printf("Hi%s, I'm C!",x+3);}
Try it online!
Chops off the first 3 characters of the input (removes I'm) and surrounds it with the desired text.
answered May 21 at 1:28
Neil A.Neil A.
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C (gcc), 59 42 33 bytes
-17 bytes thanks to @Conor O'Brien noticing that the import wasn't necessary
-9 bytes thanks to @tsh pointing out a shorter, UB way of writing the function
a(x){printf("Hi%s, I'm C!",x+3);}
Try it online!
Chops off the first 3 characters of the input (removes I'm) and surrounds it with the desired text.
answered May 21 at 1:28
Neil A.Neil A.
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edited May 22 at 18:56
answered May 21 at 1:28
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answered May 21 at 1:28
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answered May 21 at 1:28
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The program compiles without the import, so you can drop it for 42 bytes.
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– Conor O'Brien
May 21 at 2:39
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@ConorO'Brien nice catch!
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– Neil A.
May 21 at 3:28
3
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And theintis also optional.
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– tsh
May 21 at 4:08
2
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(?) And also thechar*, maybe...; soa(x){printf("Hi%s, I'm C!",x+3);}should work
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– tsh
May 21 at 4:13
2
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@tsh: yes, in practice that will work on most 32-bit C implementations (where anintcan hold achar*without truncating it), despite the undefined behaviour. On x86-64 gcc on Linux, it will always fail in a PIE executable (typically no pointers are in the low 32 bits of virtual address space, and gcc won't happen to copy the high 32 bits while calculatingx+3from the function arg in the RDI register). But in a non-PIE executable, static addresses are in the low 31 bits of virtual address space, so if the caller passed a string literal or a static buffer, it would happen to work.
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– Peter Cordes
May 21 at 9:54
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The program compiles without the import, so you can drop it for 42 bytes.
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– Conor O'Brien
May 21 at 2:39
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@ConorO'Brien nice catch!
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– Neil A.
May 21 at 3:28
3
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And theintis also optional.
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– tsh
May 21 at 4:08
2
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(?) And also thechar*, maybe...; soa(x){printf("Hi%s, I'm C!",x+3);}should work
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– tsh
May 21 at 4:13
2
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@tsh: yes, in practice that will work on most 32-bit C implementations (where anintcan hold achar*without truncating it), despite the undefined behaviour. On x86-64 gcc on Linux, it will always fail in a PIE executable (typically no pointers are in the low 32 bits of virtual address space, and gcc won't happen to copy the high 32 bits while calculatingx+3from the function arg in the RDI register). But in a non-PIE executable, static addresses are in the low 31 bits of virtual address space, so if the caller passed a string literal or a static buffer, it would happen to work.
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– Peter Cordes
May 21 at 9:54
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The program compiles without the import, so you can drop it for 42 bytes.
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– Conor O'Brien
May 21 at 2:39
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The program compiles without the import, so you can drop it for 42 bytes.
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– Conor O'Brien
May 21 at 2:39
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@ConorO'Brien nice catch!
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– Neil A.
May 21 at 3:28
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@ConorO'Brien nice catch!
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– Neil A.
May 21 at 3:28
3
3
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And the
int is also optional.$endgroup$
– tsh
May 21 at 4:08
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And the
int is also optional.$endgroup$
– tsh
May 21 at 4:08
2
2
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(?) And also the
char*, maybe...; so a(x){printf("Hi%s, I'm C!",x+3);} should work$endgroup$
– tsh
May 21 at 4:13
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(?) And also the
char*, maybe...; so a(x){printf("Hi%s, I'm C!",x+3);} should work$endgroup$
– tsh
May 21 at 4:13
2
2
$begingroup$
@tsh: yes, in practice that will work on most 32-bit C implementations (where an
int can hold a char* without truncating it), despite the undefined behaviour. On x86-64 gcc on Linux, it will always fail in a PIE executable (typically no pointers are in the low 32 bits of virtual address space, and gcc won't happen to copy the high 32 bits while calculating x+3 from the function arg in the RDI register). But in a non-PIE executable, static addresses are in the low 31 bits of virtual address space, so if the caller passed a string literal or a static buffer, it would happen to work.$endgroup$
– Peter Cordes
May 21 at 9:54
$begingroup$
@tsh: yes, in practice that will work on most 32-bit C implementations (where an
int can hold a char* without truncating it), despite the undefined behaviour. On x86-64 gcc on Linux, it will always fail in a PIE executable (typically no pointers are in the low 32 bits of virtual address space, and gcc won't happen to copy the high 32 bits while calculating x+3 from the function arg in the RDI register). But in a non-PIE executable, static addresses are in the low 31 bits of virtual address space, so if the caller passed a string literal or a static buffer, it would happen to work.$endgroup$
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V, 13 bytes
cEHi<Esc>A, <C-O>p V!
Try it online!
New to V. Just knew it about 30 minutes ago. Anyway, this language is chosen just because its name only cost 1 byte. I'm not sure how to send <End> key in V. Most vim environment would accept <End> as a replacement of <Esc>A in this example. But, you know, V is 2 characters shorter than vim. :)
Thanks to @Candy Gumdrop, saves 1 byte.
answered May 21 at 5:58
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Could save one byte by changingc3ltocE.
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– Candy Gumdrop
May 21 at 9:39
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@CandyGumdrop Wow, I didn't know the upper caseEbefore.
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– tsh
May 21 at 9:52
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You could also docW(which seems different, but is actually identical tocE) or3s. Nice job! I was just about to post almost this exact answer when I saw that there were 2 V answers already, which was a nice surprise. I've tried several different approaches, but I'm not sure if it'll be possible to get <13 bytes.
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– DJMcMayhem♦
May 21 at 17:21
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V, 13 bytes
cEHi<Esc>A, <C-O>p V!
Try it online!
New to V. Just knew it about 30 minutes ago. Anyway, this language is chosen just because its name only cost 1 byte. I'm not sure how to send <End> key in V. Most vim environment would accept <End> as a replacement of <Esc>A in this example. But, you know, V is 2 characters shorter than vim. :)
Thanks to @Candy Gumdrop, saves 1 byte.
answered May 21 at 5:58
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1
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Could save one byte by changingc3ltocE.
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– Candy Gumdrop
May 21 at 9:39
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@CandyGumdrop Wow, I didn't know the upper caseEbefore.
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– tsh
May 21 at 9:52
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You could also docW(which seems different, but is actually identical tocE) or3s. Nice job! I was just about to post almost this exact answer when I saw that there were 2 V answers already, which was a nice surprise. I've tried several different approaches, but I'm not sure if it'll be possible to get <13 bytes.
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– DJMcMayhem♦
May 21 at 17:21
add a comment |
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V, 13 bytes
cEHi<Esc>A, <C-O>p V!
Try it online!
New to V. Just knew it about 30 minutes ago. Anyway, this language is chosen just because its name only cost 1 byte. I'm not sure how to send <End> key in V. Most vim environment would accept <End> as a replacement of <Esc>A in this example. But, you know, V is 2 characters shorter than vim. :)
Thanks to @Candy Gumdrop, saves 1 byte.
answered May 21 at 5:58
tshtsh
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V, 13 bytes
cEHi<Esc>A, <C-O>p V!
Try it online!
New to V. Just knew it about 30 minutes ago. Anyway, this language is chosen just because its name only cost 1 byte. I'm not sure how to send <End> key in V. Most vim environment would accept <End> as a replacement of <Esc>A in this example. But, you know, V is 2 characters shorter than vim. :)
Thanks to @Candy Gumdrop, saves 1 byte.
answered May 21 at 5:58
tshtsh
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edited May 21 at 10:05
answered May 21 at 5:58
tshtsh
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answered May 21 at 5:58
tshtsh
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answered May 21 at 5:58
tshtsh
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Could save one byte by changingc3ltocE.
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– Candy Gumdrop
May 21 at 9:39
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@CandyGumdrop Wow, I didn't know the upper caseEbefore.
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– tsh
May 21 at 9:52
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You could also docW(which seems different, but is actually identical tocE) or3s. Nice job! I was just about to post almost this exact answer when I saw that there were 2 V answers already, which was a nice surprise. I've tried several different approaches, but I'm not sure if it'll be possible to get <13 bytes.
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– DJMcMayhem♦
May 21 at 17:21
add a comment |
1
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Could save one byte by changingc3ltocE.
$endgroup$
– Candy Gumdrop
May 21 at 9:39
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@CandyGumdrop Wow, I didn't know the upper caseEbefore.
$endgroup$
– tsh
May 21 at 9:52
$begingroup$
You could also docW(which seems different, but is actually identical tocE) or3s. Nice job! I was just about to post almost this exact answer when I saw that there were 2 V answers already, which was a nice surprise. I've tried several different approaches, but I'm not sure if it'll be possible to get <13 bytes.
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– DJMcMayhem♦
May 21 at 17:21
1
1
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Could save one byte by changing
c3l to cE.$endgroup$
– Candy Gumdrop
May 21 at 9:39
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Could save one byte by changing
c3l to cE.$endgroup$
– Candy Gumdrop
May 21 at 9:39
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@CandyGumdrop Wow, I didn't know the upper case
E before.$endgroup$
– tsh
May 21 at 9:52
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@CandyGumdrop Wow, I didn't know the upper case
E before.$endgroup$
– tsh
May 21 at 9:52
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You could also do
cW (which seems different, but is actually identical to cE) or 3s. Nice job! I was just about to post almost this exact answer when I saw that there were 2 V answers already, which was a nice surprise. I've tried several different approaches, but I'm not sure if it'll be possible to get <13 bytes.$endgroup$
– DJMcMayhem♦
May 21 at 17:21
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You could also do
cW (which seems different, but is actually identical to cE) or 3s. Nice job! I was just about to post almost this exact answer when I saw that there were 2 V answers already, which was a nice surprise. I've tried several different approaches, but I'm not sure if it'll be possible to get <13 bytes.$endgroup$
– DJMcMayhem♦
May 21 at 17:21
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Stax, 13 bytes
â∞¿φ‼0▲(─ƒSqÄ
Run and debug it
Unpacked, ungolfed, and commented, it looks like this.
.Hip print "Hi" with no newline
3tp trim 3 characters from start of input and print with no newline
final line is to print the unterminated compressed literal ", I'm stax!"
`dYgAwg_
I moved the final comment up one line since nothing may follow an unterminated string literal.
Run this one
answered May 21 at 2:01
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I'm going to declare you the winner because your post had more votes, but you technically were tied with one other person. Congratulations!
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– connectyourcharger
May 21 at 10:02
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Stax, 13 bytes
â∞¿φ‼0▲(─ƒSqÄ
Run and debug it
Unpacked, ungolfed, and commented, it looks like this.
.Hip print "Hi" with no newline
3tp trim 3 characters from start of input and print with no newline
final line is to print the unterminated compressed literal ", I'm stax!"
`dYgAwg_
I moved the final comment up one line since nothing may follow an unterminated string literal.
Run this one
answered May 21 at 2:01
recursiverecursive
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$endgroup$
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I'm going to declare you the winner because your post had more votes, but you technically were tied with one other person. Congratulations!
$endgroup$
– connectyourcharger
May 21 at 10:02
add a comment |
$begingroup$
Stax, 13 bytes
â∞¿φ‼0▲(─ƒSqÄ
Run and debug it
Unpacked, ungolfed, and commented, it looks like this.
.Hip print "Hi" with no newline
3tp trim 3 characters from start of input and print with no newline
final line is to print the unterminated compressed literal ", I'm stax!"
`dYgAwg_
I moved the final comment up one line since nothing may follow an unterminated string literal.
Run this one
answered May 21 at 2:01
recursiverecursive
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$endgroup$
Stax, 13 bytes
â∞¿φ‼0▲(─ƒSqÄ
Run and debug it
Unpacked, ungolfed, and commented, it looks like this.
.Hip print "Hi" with no newline
3tp trim 3 characters from start of input and print with no newline
final line is to print the unterminated compressed literal ", I'm stax!"
`dYgAwg_
I moved the final comment up one line since nothing may follow an unterminated string literal.
Run this one
answered May 21 at 2:01
recursiverecursive
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edited May 21 at 13:48
answered May 21 at 2:01
recursiverecursive
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answered May 21 at 2:01
recursiverecursive
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answered May 21 at 2:01
recursiverecursive
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I'm going to declare you the winner because your post had more votes, but you technically were tied with one other person. Congratulations!
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– connectyourcharger
May 21 at 10:02
add a comment |
$begingroup$
I'm going to declare you the winner because your post had more votes, but you technically were tied with one other person. Congratulations!
$endgroup$
– connectyourcharger
May 21 at 10:02
$begingroup$
I'm going to declare you the winner because your post had more votes, but you technically were tied with one other person. Congratulations!
$endgroup$
– connectyourcharger
May 21 at 10:02
$begingroup$
I'm going to declare you the winner because your post had more votes, but you technically were tied with one other person. Congratulations!
$endgroup$
– connectyourcharger
May 21 at 10:02
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brainfuck, 164
,-.+>,>,----.++++>,.>,[.,]<<<+++++.----->>.[<]>[.>]<[->+++<]>++.[--->+<]>----.+++[->+++<]>++.++++++++.+++++.--------.-[--->+<]>--.+[->+++<]>+.++++++++.+[++>---<]>-.
Try it online!
The "brainfuck!" part of the string is generated with this tool, can probably be golfed further by hand.
answered May 21 at 0:33
cardboard_boxcardboard_box
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2
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Try BF Crunch
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– Jo King
May 21 at 2:58
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brainfuck, 164
,-.+>,>,----.++++>,.>,[.,]<<<+++++.----->>.[<]>[.>]<[->+++<]>++.[--->+<]>----.+++[->+++<]>++.++++++++.+++++.--------.-[--->+<]>--.+[->+++<]>+.++++++++.+[++>---<]>-.
Try it online!
The "brainfuck!" part of the string is generated with this tool, can probably be golfed further by hand.
answered May 21 at 0:33
cardboard_boxcardboard_box
4,21015 silver badges31 bronze badges
$endgroup$
2
$begingroup$
Try BF Crunch
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– Jo King
May 21 at 2:58
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brainfuck, 164
,-.+>,>,----.++++>,.>,[.,]<<<+++++.----->>.[<]>[.>]<[->+++<]>++.[--->+<]>----.+++[->+++<]>++.++++++++.+++++.--------.-[--->+<]>--.+[->+++<]>+.++++++++.+[++>---<]>-.
Try it online!
The "brainfuck!" part of the string is generated with this tool, can probably be golfed further by hand.
answered May 21 at 0:33
cardboard_boxcardboard_box
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brainfuck, 164
,-.+>,>,----.++++>,.>,[.,]<<<+++++.----->>.[<]>[.>]<[->+++<]>++.[--->+<]>----.+++[->+++<]>++.++++++++.+++++.--------.-[--->+<]>--.+[->+++<]>+.++++++++.+[++>---<]>-.
Try it online!
The "brainfuck!" part of the string is generated with this tool, can probably be golfed further by hand.
answered May 21 at 0:33
cardboard_boxcardboard_box
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answered May 21 at 0:33
cardboard_boxcardboard_box
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answered May 21 at 0:33
cardboard_boxcardboard_box
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answered May 21 at 0:33
cardboard_boxcardboard_box
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2
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– Jo King
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2
$begingroup$
Try BF Crunch
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– Jo King
May 21 at 2:58
2
2
$begingroup$
Try BF Crunch
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– Jo King
May 21 at 2:58
$begingroup$
Try BF Crunch
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– Jo King
May 21 at 2:58
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Excel, 36 33 bytes
-3 bytes thanks to Johan du Toit.
Input goes into A1.
="Hi "&MID(A1,4,99)&", I'm Excel"
First attempt:
=REPLACE(A1,1,3,"Hi")&", I'm Excel!"
answered May 21 at 10:12
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="Hi "&MID(B13,4,99)&", I'm Excel"34 bytes
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– Johan du Toit
May 25 at 11:24
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Thank you @JohanduToit.A1instead ofB13so actually 33 bytes.
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– Wernisch
Jun 13 at 14:03
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Excel, 36 33 bytes
-3 bytes thanks to Johan du Toit.
Input goes into A1.
="Hi "&MID(A1,4,99)&", I'm Excel"
First attempt:
=REPLACE(A1,1,3,"Hi")&", I'm Excel!"
answered May 21 at 10:12
WernischWernisch
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="Hi "&MID(B13,4,99)&", I'm Excel"34 bytes
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– Johan du Toit
May 25 at 11:24
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Thank you @JohanduToit.A1instead ofB13so actually 33 bytes.
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– Wernisch
Jun 13 at 14:03
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Excel, 36 33 bytes
-3 bytes thanks to Johan du Toit.
Input goes into A1.
="Hi "&MID(A1,4,99)&", I'm Excel"
First attempt:
=REPLACE(A1,1,3,"Hi")&", I'm Excel!"
answered May 21 at 10:12
WernischWernisch
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$endgroup$
Excel, 36 33 bytes
-3 bytes thanks to Johan du Toit.
Input goes into A1.
="Hi "&MID(A1,4,99)&", I'm Excel"
First attempt:
=REPLACE(A1,1,3,"Hi")&", I'm Excel!"
answered May 21 at 10:12
WernischWernisch
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="Hi "&MID(B13,4,99)&", I'm Excel"34 bytes
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– Johan du Toit
May 25 at 11:24
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Thank you @JohanduToit.A1instead ofB13so actually 33 bytes.
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– Wernisch
Jun 13 at 14:03
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="Hi "&MID(B13,4,99)&", I'm Excel"34 bytes
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– Johan du Toit
May 25 at 11:24
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Thank you @JohanduToit.A1instead ofB13so actually 33 bytes.
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– Wernisch
Jun 13 at 14:03
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="Hi "&MID(B13,4,99)&", I'm Excel" 34 bytes$endgroup$
– Johan du Toit
May 25 at 11:24
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="Hi "&MID(B13,4,99)&", I'm Excel" 34 bytes$endgroup$
– Johan du Toit
May 25 at 11:24
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Thank you @JohanduToit.
A1 instead of B13 so actually 33 bytes.$endgroup$
– Wernisch
Jun 13 at 14:03
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Thank you @JohanduToit.
A1 instead of B13 so actually 33 bytes.$endgroup$
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Jun 13 at 14:03
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R 45 44 39 bytes
@Giuseppe Edit
sub("I'm(.*)","Hi\1, I'm R",scan(,""))
@AaronHayman Edit
function(s)sub("I'm (.*)","Hi \1, I'm R",s)
Try it online!
answered May 21 at 9:15
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can save one byte replacing"(I'm )with"(.* )
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– Aaron Hayman
May 21 at 9:32
1
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@AaronHayman, doesn't work forI'm a programmer(many spaces) because of greediness
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– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 21 at 9:48
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@NahuelFouilleul Right, I wasn't sure if the first or last white space would be considere.
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– niko
May 21 at 9:54
1
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Okay, I saved a byte, and I think this one works properly Try it online!
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– Aaron Hayman
May 21 at 10:22
2
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2 bytes by changing thesubto"I'm(.*)" and "Hi\1, I'm R"and 3 bytes by taking input from stdin usingscan: Try it online
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– Giuseppe
May 21 at 14:14
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R 45 44 39 bytes
@Giuseppe Edit
sub("I'm(.*)","Hi\1, I'm R",scan(,""))
@AaronHayman Edit
function(s)sub("I'm (.*)","Hi \1, I'm R",s)
Try it online!
answered May 21 at 9:15
nikoniko
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can save one byte replacing"(I'm )with"(.* )
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– Aaron Hayman
May 21 at 9:32
1
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@AaronHayman, doesn't work forI'm a programmer(many spaces) because of greediness
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– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 21 at 9:48
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@NahuelFouilleul Right, I wasn't sure if the first or last white space would be considere.
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– niko
May 21 at 9:54
1
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Okay, I saved a byte, and I think this one works properly Try it online!
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– Aaron Hayman
May 21 at 10:22
2
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2 bytes by changing thesubto"I'm(.*)" and "Hi\1, I'm R"and 3 bytes by taking input from stdin usingscan: Try it online
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– Giuseppe
May 21 at 14:14
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R 45 44 39 bytes
@Giuseppe Edit
sub("I'm(.*)","Hi\1, I'm R",scan(,""))
@AaronHayman Edit
function(s)sub("I'm (.*)","Hi \1, I'm R",s)
Try it online!
answered May 21 at 9:15
nikoniko
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R 45 44 39 bytes
@Giuseppe Edit
sub("I'm(.*)","Hi\1, I'm R",scan(,""))
@AaronHayman Edit
function(s)sub("I'm (.*)","Hi \1, I'm R",s)
Try it online!
answered May 21 at 9:15
nikoniko
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edited May 21 at 14:48
answered May 21 at 9:15
nikoniko
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answered May 21 at 9:15
nikoniko
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answered May 21 at 9:15
nikoniko
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can save one byte replacing"(I'm )with"(.* )
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– Aaron Hayman
May 21 at 9:32
1
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@AaronHayman, doesn't work forI'm a programmer(many spaces) because of greediness
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– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 21 at 9:48
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@NahuelFouilleul Right, I wasn't sure if the first or last white space would be considere.
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– niko
May 21 at 9:54
1
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Okay, I saved a byte, and I think this one works properly Try it online!
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– Aaron Hayman
May 21 at 10:22
2
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2 bytes by changing thesubto"I'm(.*)" and "Hi\1, I'm R"and 3 bytes by taking input from stdin usingscan: Try it online
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– Giuseppe
May 21 at 14:14
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can save one byte replacing"(I'm )with"(.* )
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– Aaron Hayman
May 21 at 9:32
1
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@AaronHayman, doesn't work forI'm a programmer(many spaces) because of greediness
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– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 21 at 9:48
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@NahuelFouilleul Right, I wasn't sure if the first or last white space would be considere.
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– niko
May 21 at 9:54
1
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Okay, I saved a byte, and I think this one works properly Try it online!
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– Aaron Hayman
May 21 at 10:22
2
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2 bytes by changing thesubto"I'm(.*)" and "Hi\1, I'm R"and 3 bytes by taking input from stdin usingscan: Try it online
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– Giuseppe
May 21 at 14:14
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can save one byte replacing
"(I'm ) with "(.* )$endgroup$
– Aaron Hayman
May 21 at 9:32
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can save one byte replacing
"(I'm ) with "(.* )$endgroup$
– Aaron Hayman
May 21 at 9:32
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@AaronHayman, doesn't work for
I'm a programmer (many spaces) because of greediness$endgroup$
– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 21 at 9:48
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@AaronHayman, doesn't work for
I'm a programmer (many spaces) because of greediness$endgroup$
– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 21 at 9:48
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@NahuelFouilleul Right, I wasn't sure if the first or last white space would be considere.
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– niko
May 21 at 9:54
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@NahuelFouilleul Right, I wasn't sure if the first or last white space would be considere.
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– niko
May 21 at 9:54
1
1
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Okay, I saved a byte, and I think this one works properly Try it online!
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– Aaron Hayman
May 21 at 10:22
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Okay, I saved a byte, and I think this one works properly Try it online!
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– Aaron Hayman
May 21 at 10:22
2
2
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2 bytes by changing the
sub to "I'm(.*)" and "Hi\1, I'm R" and 3 bytes by taking input from stdin using scan: Try it online$endgroup$
– Giuseppe
May 21 at 14:14
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2 bytes by changing the
sub to "I'm(.*)" and "Hi\1, I'm R" and 3 bytes by taking input from stdin using scan: Try it online$endgroup$
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Python 3, 35 34 bytes
lambda s:"Hi%s, I'm Python!"%s[3:]
Try it online!
-1 byte thanks to Embodiment of Ignorance
Also 34 bytes, using the newer formatted strings, thanks to Gábor Fekete:
lambda s:f"Hi{s[3:]}, I'm Python!"
Try it online!
answered May 21 at 1:02
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34 bytes
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– Embodiment of Ignorance
May 21 at 2:00
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What about losinglambda s:and replacing%s[3:]with%input()[3:]? (-4 bytes)
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– niko
May 21 at 21:01
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@niko if I understand what you are saying, that will not print anything. Default rules on this site are either a full program that prints output or a function that returns output. Usually what you are suggesting is called a snippet, and would not be a complete solution, it would need to be wrapped withprint()for 7 more bytes, which is why Python answers usually use lambdas.
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– Stephen
May 21 at 21:07
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But how is that different from your (and actually most) answer(s) here? I mean both by themselves do not print anything, and both return the same output right? (Fairly new here - still getting used to CG)
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– niko
May 21 at 21:22
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@niko It's OK! Withlambda s, I have defined an (anonymous) function. If you look at the header and the footer in the TIO link, I name that functionf, and then called it withf("I'm whatever"). Then the function returns the expected output. With your snippet, you neither print nor return from a function - you just have a bit of code that evaluates to the correct result, but does not do anything with it. You can run programs multiple times, you can call functions multiple times, but a snippet is just a snippet.
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– Stephen
May 21 at 21:34
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Python 3, 35 34 bytes
lambda s:"Hi%s, I'm Python!"%s[3:]
Try it online!
-1 byte thanks to Embodiment of Ignorance
Also 34 bytes, using the newer formatted strings, thanks to Gábor Fekete:
lambda s:f"Hi{s[3:]}, I'm Python!"
Try it online!
answered May 21 at 1:02
StephenStephen
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3
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34 bytes
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– Embodiment of Ignorance
May 21 at 2:00
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What about losinglambda s:and replacing%s[3:]with%input()[3:]? (-4 bytes)
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– niko
May 21 at 21:01
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@niko if I understand what you are saying, that will not print anything. Default rules on this site are either a full program that prints output or a function that returns output. Usually what you are suggesting is called a snippet, and would not be a complete solution, it would need to be wrapped withprint()for 7 more bytes, which is why Python answers usually use lambdas.
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– Stephen
May 21 at 21:07
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But how is that different from your (and actually most) answer(s) here? I mean both by themselves do not print anything, and both return the same output right? (Fairly new here - still getting used to CG)
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– niko
May 21 at 21:22
2
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@niko It's OK! Withlambda s, I have defined an (anonymous) function. If you look at the header and the footer in the TIO link, I name that functionf, and then called it withf("I'm whatever"). Then the function returns the expected output. With your snippet, you neither print nor return from a function - you just have a bit of code that evaluates to the correct result, but does not do anything with it. You can run programs multiple times, you can call functions multiple times, but a snippet is just a snippet.
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– Stephen
May 21 at 21:34
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Python 3, 35 34 bytes
lambda s:"Hi%s, I'm Python!"%s[3:]
Try it online!
-1 byte thanks to Embodiment of Ignorance
Also 34 bytes, using the newer formatted strings, thanks to Gábor Fekete:
lambda s:f"Hi{s[3:]}, I'm Python!"
Try it online!
answered May 21 at 1:02
StephenStephen
7,8432 gold badges36 silver badges100 bronze badges
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Python 3, 35 34 bytes
lambda s:"Hi%s, I'm Python!"%s[3:]
Try it online!
-1 byte thanks to Embodiment of Ignorance
Also 34 bytes, using the newer formatted strings, thanks to Gábor Fekete:
lambda s:f"Hi{s[3:]}, I'm Python!"
Try it online!
answered May 21 at 1:02
StephenStephen
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edited May 22 at 14:47
answered May 21 at 1:02
StephenStephen
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answered May 21 at 1:02
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answered May 21 at 1:02
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3
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34 bytes
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– Embodiment of Ignorance
May 21 at 2:00
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What about losinglambda s:and replacing%s[3:]with%input()[3:]? (-4 bytes)
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– niko
May 21 at 21:01
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@niko if I understand what you are saying, that will not print anything. Default rules on this site are either a full program that prints output or a function that returns output. Usually what you are suggesting is called a snippet, and would not be a complete solution, it would need to be wrapped withprint()for 7 more bytes, which is why Python answers usually use lambdas.
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– Stephen
May 21 at 21:07
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But how is that different from your (and actually most) answer(s) here? I mean both by themselves do not print anything, and both return the same output right? (Fairly new here - still getting used to CG)
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– niko
May 21 at 21:22
2
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@niko It's OK! Withlambda s, I have defined an (anonymous) function. If you look at the header and the footer in the TIO link, I name that functionf, and then called it withf("I'm whatever"). Then the function returns the expected output. With your snippet, you neither print nor return from a function - you just have a bit of code that evaluates to the correct result, but does not do anything with it. You can run programs multiple times, you can call functions multiple times, but a snippet is just a snippet.
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– Stephen
May 21 at 21:34
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3
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34 bytes
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– Embodiment of Ignorance
May 21 at 2:00
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What about losinglambda s:and replacing%s[3:]with%input()[3:]? (-4 bytes)
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– niko
May 21 at 21:01
$begingroup$
@niko if I understand what you are saying, that will not print anything. Default rules on this site are either a full program that prints output or a function that returns output. Usually what you are suggesting is called a snippet, and would not be a complete solution, it would need to be wrapped withprint()for 7 more bytes, which is why Python answers usually use lambdas.
$endgroup$
– Stephen
May 21 at 21:07
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But how is that different from your (and actually most) answer(s) here? I mean both by themselves do not print anything, and both return the same output right? (Fairly new here - still getting used to CG)
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– niko
May 21 at 21:22
2
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@niko It's OK! Withlambda s, I have defined an (anonymous) function. If you look at the header and the footer in the TIO link, I name that functionf, and then called it withf("I'm whatever"). Then the function returns the expected output. With your snippet, you neither print nor return from a function - you just have a bit of code that evaluates to the correct result, but does not do anything with it. You can run programs multiple times, you can call functions multiple times, but a snippet is just a snippet.
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– Stephen
May 21 at 21:34
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3
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34 bytes
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– Embodiment of Ignorance
May 21 at 2:00
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34 bytes
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– Embodiment of Ignorance
May 21 at 2:00
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What about losing
lambda s: and replacing %s[3:] with %input()[3:]? (-4 bytes)$endgroup$
– niko
May 21 at 21:01
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What about losing
lambda s: and replacing %s[3:] with %input()[3:]? (-4 bytes)$endgroup$
– niko
May 21 at 21:01
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@niko if I understand what you are saying, that will not print anything. Default rules on this site are either a full program that prints output or a function that returns output. Usually what you are suggesting is called a snippet, and would not be a complete solution, it would need to be wrapped with
print() for 7 more bytes, which is why Python answers usually use lambdas.$endgroup$
– Stephen
May 21 at 21:07
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@niko if I understand what you are saying, that will not print anything. Default rules on this site are either a full program that prints output or a function that returns output. Usually what you are suggesting is called a snippet, and would not be a complete solution, it would need to be wrapped with
print() for 7 more bytes, which is why Python answers usually use lambdas.$endgroup$
– Stephen
May 21 at 21:07
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But how is that different from your (and actually most) answer(s) here? I mean both by themselves do not print anything, and both return the same output right? (Fairly new here - still getting used to CG)
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– niko
May 21 at 21:22
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But how is that different from your (and actually most) answer(s) here? I mean both by themselves do not print anything, and both return the same output right? (Fairly new here - still getting used to CG)
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– niko
May 21 at 21:22
2
2
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@niko It's OK! With
lambda s, I have defined an (anonymous) function. If you look at the header and the footer in the TIO link, I name that function f, and then called it with f("I'm whatever"). Then the function returns the expected output. With your snippet, you neither print nor return from a function - you just have a bit of code that evaluates to the correct result, but does not do anything with it. You can run programs multiple times, you can call functions multiple times, but a snippet is just a snippet.$endgroup$
– Stephen
May 21 at 21:34
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@niko It's OK! With
lambda s, I have defined an (anonymous) function. If you look at the header and the footer in the TIO link, I name that function f, and then called it with f("I'm whatever"). Then the function returns the expected output. With your snippet, you neither print nor return from a function - you just have a bit of code that evaluates to the correct result, but does not do anything with it. You can run programs multiple times, you can call functions multiple times, but a snippet is just a snippet.$endgroup$
– Stephen
May 21 at 21:34
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x86, 37 36 bytes
$ xxd DAD.COM
00000000: d1ee ac8a d8c6 0024 adc7 0448 698b d6b4 .......$...Hi...
00000010: 09cd 21ba 1901 cd21 c32c 2049 276d 2078 ..!....!., I'm x
00000020: 3836 2124 86!$
Unassembled:
D1 EE SHR SI, 1 ; point SI to DOS PSP (080H)
AC LODSB ; load string length into AL, advance SI
8A D8 MOV BL, AL ; put string length into BL
C6 40 24 MOV BYTE PTR[BX][SI], '$' ; add string terminator to end of string
AD LODSW ; advance SI two chars
C7 04 6948 MOV WORD PTR[SI], 'iH' ; replace second and third char with 'Hi'
8B D6 MOV DX, SI ; load string address for INT 21H string function
B4 09 MOV AH, 9 ; display a '$' terminated string function
CD 21 INT 21H ; call DOS API
BA 0119 MOV DX, OFFSET S ; load address for second part of string
CD 21 INT 21H ; call DOS API
C3 RET ; return to DOS
S DB ", I'm x86!$"
A standalone executable DOS program. Input from command line, output to screen.
Download and test DAD.COM.
* The exact "language" name here is a little ambiguous as CPU machine code isn't really a language in a formal sense. Going with "x86" as a generally understood and accepted name for the target platform.
answered May 22 at 18:27
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[moving comment down from main thread] I'd say "x86" is the architecture, while "MA SM" would be one of the available languages on that architecture (note it does have a space in it though).
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– Jonathan Allan
May 22 at 18:34
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I think "x86" is probably fine really, it is golf after all :)
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– Jonathan Allan
May 22 at 18:51
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x86, 37 36 bytes
$ xxd DAD.COM
00000000: d1ee ac8a d8c6 0024 adc7 0448 698b d6b4 .......$...Hi...
00000010: 09cd 21ba 1901 cd21 c32c 2049 276d 2078 ..!....!., I'm x
00000020: 3836 2124 86!$
Unassembled:
D1 EE SHR SI, 1 ; point SI to DOS PSP (080H)
AC LODSB ; load string length into AL, advance SI
8A D8 MOV BL, AL ; put string length into BL
C6 40 24 MOV BYTE PTR[BX][SI], '$' ; add string terminator to end of string
AD LODSW ; advance SI two chars
C7 04 6948 MOV WORD PTR[SI], 'iH' ; replace second and third char with 'Hi'
8B D6 MOV DX, SI ; load string address for INT 21H string function
B4 09 MOV AH, 9 ; display a '$' terminated string function
CD 21 INT 21H ; call DOS API
BA 0119 MOV DX, OFFSET S ; load address for second part of string
CD 21 INT 21H ; call DOS API
C3 RET ; return to DOS
S DB ", I'm x86!$"
A standalone executable DOS program. Input from command line, output to screen.
Download and test DAD.COM.
* The exact "language" name here is a little ambiguous as CPU machine code isn't really a language in a formal sense. Going with "x86" as a generally understood and accepted name for the target platform.
answered May 22 at 18:27
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[moving comment down from main thread] I'd say "x86" is the architecture, while "MA SM" would be one of the available languages on that architecture (note it does have a space in it though).
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– Jonathan Allan
May 22 at 18:34
5
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I think "x86" is probably fine really, it is golf after all :)
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– Jonathan Allan
May 22 at 18:51
add a comment |
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x86, 37 36 bytes
$ xxd DAD.COM
00000000: d1ee ac8a d8c6 0024 adc7 0448 698b d6b4 .......$...Hi...
00000010: 09cd 21ba 1901 cd21 c32c 2049 276d 2078 ..!....!., I'm x
00000020: 3836 2124 86!$
Unassembled:
D1 EE SHR SI, 1 ; point SI to DOS PSP (080H)
AC LODSB ; load string length into AL, advance SI
8A D8 MOV BL, AL ; put string length into BL
C6 40 24 MOV BYTE PTR[BX][SI], '$' ; add string terminator to end of string
AD LODSW ; advance SI two chars
C7 04 6948 MOV WORD PTR[SI], 'iH' ; replace second and third char with 'Hi'
8B D6 MOV DX, SI ; load string address for INT 21H string function
B4 09 MOV AH, 9 ; display a '$' terminated string function
CD 21 INT 21H ; call DOS API
BA 0119 MOV DX, OFFSET S ; load address for second part of string
CD 21 INT 21H ; call DOS API
C3 RET ; return to DOS
S DB ", I'm x86!$"
A standalone executable DOS program. Input from command line, output to screen.
Download and test DAD.COM.
* The exact "language" name here is a little ambiguous as CPU machine code isn't really a language in a formal sense. Going with "x86" as a generally understood and accepted name for the target platform.
answered May 22 at 18:27
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x86, 37 36 bytes
$ xxd DAD.COM
00000000: d1ee ac8a d8c6 0024 adc7 0448 698b d6b4 .......$...Hi...
00000010: 09cd 21ba 1901 cd21 c32c 2049 276d 2078 ..!....!., I'm x
00000020: 3836 2124 86!$
Unassembled:
D1 EE SHR SI, 1 ; point SI to DOS PSP (080H)
AC LODSB ; load string length into AL, advance SI
8A D8 MOV BL, AL ; put string length into BL
C6 40 24 MOV BYTE PTR[BX][SI], '$' ; add string terminator to end of string
AD LODSW ; advance SI two chars
C7 04 6948 MOV WORD PTR[SI], 'iH' ; replace second and third char with 'Hi'
8B D6 MOV DX, SI ; load string address for INT 21H string function
B4 09 MOV AH, 9 ; display a '$' terminated string function
CD 21 INT 21H ; call DOS API
BA 0119 MOV DX, OFFSET S ; load address for second part of string
CD 21 INT 21H ; call DOS API
C3 RET ; return to DOS
S DB ", I'm x86!$"
A standalone executable DOS program. Input from command line, output to screen.
Download and test DAD.COM.
* The exact "language" name here is a little ambiguous as CPU machine code isn't really a language in a formal sense. Going with "x86" as a generally understood and accepted name for the target platform.
answered May 22 at 18:27
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edited May 23 at 14:16
answered May 22 at 18:27
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answered May 22 at 18:27
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answered May 22 at 18:27
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[moving comment down from main thread] I'd say "x86" is the architecture, while "MA SM" would be one of the available languages on that architecture (note it does have a space in it though).
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– Jonathan Allan
May 22 at 18:34
5
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I think "x86" is probably fine really, it is golf after all :)
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– Jonathan Allan
May 22 at 18:51
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[moving comment down from main thread] I'd say "x86" is the architecture, while "MA SM" would be one of the available languages on that architecture (note it does have a space in it though).
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I think "x86" is probably fine really, it is golf after all :)
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– Jonathan Allan
May 22 at 18:51
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[moving comment down from main thread] I'd say "x86" is the architecture, while "MA SM" would be one of the available languages on that architecture (note it does have a space in it though).
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May 22 at 18:34
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[moving comment down from main thread] I'd say "x86" is the architecture, while "MA SM" would be one of the available languages on that architecture (note it does have a space in it though).
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I think "x86" is probably fine really, it is golf after all :)
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– Jonathan Allan
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I think "x86" is probably fine really, it is golf after all :)
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Java, 36 bytes
s->"Hi"+s.substring(3)+", I'm Java!"
Try it online.
answered May 21 at 7:48
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Java, 36 bytes
s->"Hi"+s.substring(3)+", I'm Java!"
Try it online.
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Java, 36 bytes
s->"Hi"+s.substring(3)+", I'm Java!"
Try it online.
answered May 21 at 7:48
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Java, 36 bytes
s->"Hi"+s.substring(3)+", I'm Java!"
Try it online.
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Whitespace, 267 bytes
[S S S T S S T S S S N
_Push_72_H][T N
S S _Print_as_character][S S S T T S T S S T N
_Push_105_i][T N
S S _Print_as_character][S S S N
_Push_0][S N
S _Duplicate_0][S N
S _Duplicate_0][T N
T S _Read_STDIN_as_character][T N
T S _Read_STDIN_as_character][T N
T S _Read_STDIN_as_character][N
S S N
_Create_Label_INPUT_LOOP][S S S N
_Push_0][S N
S _Duplicate_0][T N
T S _Read_STDIN_as_character][T T T _Retrieve][S N
S _Duplicate_input][S S S T S T S N
_Push_10][T S S T _Subtract][N
T S S N
_If_0_Jump_to_Label_TRAILING][T N
S S _Print_as_character][N
S N
N
_Jump_to_Label_INPUT_LOOP][N
S S S N
_Create_Label_TRAILING][S N
N
_Discard_top][S S T T S S S T S T N
_Push_-69_!][S S T T N
_Push_-1_e][S S T T T N
_Push_-3_c][S S T T S T N
_Push_-5_a][S S S T S T S N
_Push_10_p][S S S T T S T N
_Push_13_s][S S T T N
_Push_-1_e][S S S T T T S N
_Push_14_t][S S S T T N
_Push_3_i][S S S T S N
_Push_2_h][S S T T T T T N
_Push_-15_W][S S T T S S S T T S N
_Push_-70_space][S S S T T T N
_Push_7_m][S S T T T T T T T N
_Push_-63_'][S S T T T T S T N
_Push_-29_I][S T S S T T N
_Copy_0-based_3rd_-70_space][S S T T T T S T S N
_Push_-58_,][N
S S T N
_Create_Label_PRINT_TRAILING_LOOP][S S S T T S S T T S N
_Push_102][T S S S _Add][T N
S S _Print_as_character][N
S N
T N
_Jump_to_Label_PRINT_TRAILING_LOOP]
Letters S (space), T (tab), and N (new-line) added as highlighting only.[..._some_action] added as explanation only.
Since Whitespace inputs one character at a time, the input should contain a trailing newline so it knows when to stop reading characters and the input is done.
Try it online (with raw spaces, tabs, and new-lines only).
Explanation in pseudo-code:
Print "Hi"
Read three characters from STDIN, and do nothing with them
Start INPUT_LOOP:
Character c = STDIN as character
If(c == 'n'):
Call function PRINT_TRAILING
Print c as character
Go to next iteration of INPUT_LOOP
function PRINT_TRAILING:
Discard the top of the stack (the c='n' that was still on the stack)
Push "!ecapsetihW m'I ," one character at a time
Start PRINT_TRAILING_LOOP:
Print as character
Go to next iteration of PRINT_TRAILING_LOOP
The characters of ", I'm Whitespace!" are pushed in reversed order, and then printed in a loop. All values of these characters are also lowered by 102, which are added in the loop before printing to save bytes. This constant 102 to lower each character with is generated with this Java program. Also, instead of pushing the value -70 for both spaces twice, the second space in "!ecapsetihW m'I ," is copied from the first with the Copy builtin to save a few bytes.
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Whitespace, 267 bytes
[S S S T S S T S S S N
_Push_72_H][T N
S S _Print_as_character][S S S T T S T S S T N
_Push_105_i][T N
S S _Print_as_character][S S S N
_Push_0][S N
S _Duplicate_0][S N
S _Duplicate_0][T N
T S _Read_STDIN_as_character][T N
T S _Read_STDIN_as_character][T N
T S _Read_STDIN_as_character][N
S S N
_Create_Label_INPUT_LOOP][S S S N
_Push_0][S N
S _Duplicate_0][T N
T S _Read_STDIN_as_character][T T T _Retrieve][S N
S _Duplicate_input][S S S T S T S N
_Push_10][T S S T _Subtract][N
T S S N
_If_0_Jump_to_Label_TRAILING][T N
S S _Print_as_character][N
S N
N
_Jump_to_Label_INPUT_LOOP][N
S S S N
_Create_Label_TRAILING][S N
N
_Discard_top][S S T T S S S T S T N
_Push_-69_!][S S T T N
_Push_-1_e][S S T T T N
_Push_-3_c][S S T T S T N
_Push_-5_a][S S S T S T S N
_Push_10_p][S S S T T S T N
_Push_13_s][S S T T N
_Push_-1_e][S S S T T T S N
_Push_14_t][S S S T T N
_Push_3_i][S S S T S N
_Push_2_h][S S T T T T T N
_Push_-15_W][S S T T S S S T T S N
_Push_-70_space][S S S T T T N
_Push_7_m][S S T T T T T T T N
_Push_-63_'][S S T T T T S T N
_Push_-29_I][S T S S T T N
_Copy_0-based_3rd_-70_space][S S T T T T S T S N
_Push_-58_,][N
S S T N
_Create_Label_PRINT_TRAILING_LOOP][S S S T T S S T T S N
_Push_102][T S S S _Add][T N
S S _Print_as_character][N
S N
T N
_Jump_to_Label_PRINT_TRAILING_LOOP]
Letters S (space), T (tab), and N (new-line) added as highlighting only.[..._some_action] added as explanation only.
Since Whitespace inputs one character at a time, the input should contain a trailing newline so it knows when to stop reading characters and the input is done.
Try it online (with raw spaces, tabs, and new-lines only).
Explanation in pseudo-code:
Print "Hi"
Read three characters from STDIN, and do nothing with them
Start INPUT_LOOP:
Character c = STDIN as character
If(c == 'n'):
Call function PRINT_TRAILING
Print c as character
Go to next iteration of INPUT_LOOP
function PRINT_TRAILING:
Discard the top of the stack (the c='n' that was still on the stack)
Push "!ecapsetihW m'I ," one character at a time
Start PRINT_TRAILING_LOOP:
Print as character
Go to next iteration of PRINT_TRAILING_LOOP
The characters of ", I'm Whitespace!" are pushed in reversed order, and then printed in a loop. All values of these characters are also lowered by 102, which are added in the loop before printing to save bytes. This constant 102 to lower each character with is generated with this Java program. Also, instead of pushing the value -70 for both spaces twice, the second space in "!ecapsetihW m'I ," is copied from the first with the Copy builtin to save a few bytes.
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Whitespace, 267 bytes
[S S S T S S T S S S N
_Push_72_H][T N
S S _Print_as_character][S S S T T S T S S T N
_Push_105_i][T N
S S _Print_as_character][S S S N
_Push_0][S N
S _Duplicate_0][S N
S _Duplicate_0][T N
T S _Read_STDIN_as_character][T N
T S _Read_STDIN_as_character][T N
T S _Read_STDIN_as_character][N
S S N
_Create_Label_INPUT_LOOP][S S S N
_Push_0][S N
S _Duplicate_0][T N
T S _Read_STDIN_as_character][T T T _Retrieve][S N
S _Duplicate_input][S S S T S T S N
_Push_10][T S S T _Subtract][N
T S S N
_If_0_Jump_to_Label_TRAILING][T N
S S _Print_as_character][N
S N
N
_Jump_to_Label_INPUT_LOOP][N
S S S N
_Create_Label_TRAILING][S N
N
_Discard_top][S S T T S S S T S T N
_Push_-69_!][S S T T N
_Push_-1_e][S S T T T N
_Push_-3_c][S S T T S T N
_Push_-5_a][S S S T S T S N
_Push_10_p][S S S T T S T N
_Push_13_s][S S T T N
_Push_-1_e][S S S T T T S N
_Push_14_t][S S S T T N
_Push_3_i][S S S T S N
_Push_2_h][S S T T T T T N
_Push_-15_W][S S T T S S S T T S N
_Push_-70_space][S S S T T T N
_Push_7_m][S S T T T T T T T N
_Push_-63_'][S S T T T T S T N
_Push_-29_I][S T S S T T N
_Copy_0-based_3rd_-70_space][S S T T T T S T S N
_Push_-58_,][N
S S T N
_Create_Label_PRINT_TRAILING_LOOP][S S S T T S S T T S N
_Push_102][T S S S _Add][T N
S S _Print_as_character][N
S N
T N
_Jump_to_Label_PRINT_TRAILING_LOOP]
Letters S (space), T (tab), and N (new-line) added as highlighting only.[..._some_action] added as explanation only.
Since Whitespace inputs one character at a time, the input should contain a trailing newline so it knows when to stop reading characters and the input is done.
Try it online (with raw spaces, tabs, and new-lines only).
Explanation in pseudo-code:
Print "Hi"
Read three characters from STDIN, and do nothing with them
Start INPUT_LOOP:
Character c = STDIN as character
If(c == 'n'):
Call function PRINT_TRAILING
Print c as character
Go to next iteration of INPUT_LOOP
function PRINT_TRAILING:
Discard the top of the stack (the c='n' that was still on the stack)
Push "!ecapsetihW m'I ," one character at a time
Start PRINT_TRAILING_LOOP:
Print as character
Go to next iteration of PRINT_TRAILING_LOOP
The characters of ", I'm Whitespace!" are pushed in reversed order, and then printed in a loop. All values of these characters are also lowered by 102, which are added in the loop before printing to save bytes. This constant 102 to lower each character with is generated with this Java program. Also, instead of pushing the value -70 for both spaces twice, the second space in "!ecapsetihW m'I ," is copied from the first with the Copy builtin to save a few bytes.
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Whitespace, 267 bytes
[S S S T S S T S S S N
_Push_72_H][T N
S S _Print_as_character][S S S T T S T S S T N
_Push_105_i][T N
S S _Print_as_character][S S S N
_Push_0][S N
S _Duplicate_0][S N
S _Duplicate_0][T N
T S _Read_STDIN_as_character][T N
T S _Read_STDIN_as_character][T N
T S _Read_STDIN_as_character][N
S S N
_Create_Label_INPUT_LOOP][S S S N
_Push_0][S N
S _Duplicate_0][T N
T S _Read_STDIN_as_character][T T T _Retrieve][S N
S _Duplicate_input][S S S T S T S N
_Push_10][T S S T _Subtract][N
T S S N
_If_0_Jump_to_Label_TRAILING][T N
S S _Print_as_character][N
S N
N
_Jump_to_Label_INPUT_LOOP][N
S S S N
_Create_Label_TRAILING][S N
N
_Discard_top][S S T T S S S T S T N
_Push_-69_!][S S T T N
_Push_-1_e][S S T T T N
_Push_-3_c][S S T T S T N
_Push_-5_a][S S S T S T S N
_Push_10_p][S S S T T S T N
_Push_13_s][S S T T N
_Push_-1_e][S S S T T T S N
_Push_14_t][S S S T T N
_Push_3_i][S S S T S N
_Push_2_h][S S T T T T T N
_Push_-15_W][S S T T S S S T T S N
_Push_-70_space][S S S T T T N
_Push_7_m][S S T T T T T T T N
_Push_-63_'][S S T T T T S T N
_Push_-29_I][S T S S T T N
_Copy_0-based_3rd_-70_space][S S T T T T S T S N
_Push_-58_,][N
S S T N
_Create_Label_PRINT_TRAILING_LOOP][S S S T T S S T T S N
_Push_102][T S S S _Add][T N
S S _Print_as_character][N
S N
T N
_Jump_to_Label_PRINT_TRAILING_LOOP]
Letters S (space), T (tab), and N (new-line) added as highlighting only.[..._some_action] added as explanation only.
Since Whitespace inputs one character at a time, the input should contain a trailing newline so it knows when to stop reading characters and the input is done.
Try it online (with raw spaces, tabs, and new-lines only).
Explanation in pseudo-code:
Print "Hi"
Read three characters from STDIN, and do nothing with them
Start INPUT_LOOP:
Character c = STDIN as character
If(c == 'n'):
Call function PRINT_TRAILING
Print c as character
Go to next iteration of INPUT_LOOP
function PRINT_TRAILING:
Discard the top of the stack (the c='n' that was still on the stack)
Push "!ecapsetihW m'I ," one character at a time
Start PRINT_TRAILING_LOOP:
Print as character
Go to next iteration of PRINT_TRAILING_LOOP
The characters of ", I'm Whitespace!" are pushed in reversed order, and then printed in a loop. All values of these characters are also lowered by 102, which are added in the loop before printing to save bytes. This constant 102 to lower each character with is generated with this Java program. Also, instead of pushing the value -70 for both spaces twice, the second space in "!ecapsetihW m'I ," is copied from the first with the Copy builtin to save a few bytes.
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IBM/Lotus Notes Formula Language, 61 62 bytes
+1 because I hadn't noticed the ! at the end of the output.
"Hi"+@Right(i;"I'm")+", I'm IBM/Lotus Notes Formula Language!"
Computed field formula that takes it's input from an editable field i. It would fail for "I'm an I'm" but since that wouldn't make any sense at all I'm assuming that it won't happen.
Shame that at 32 bytes, the name of the language is more than half the total length of the formula!
Screenshot below showing an example input and output:
answered May 21 at 8:52
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It looks like your language would be good for the job if the name wasn't so long :)
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– connectyourcharger
May 21 at 9:59
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if I was being serious I would probably just call itFormulawhich is how it is referred to in the Notes/Domino developer community :-)
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– ElPedro
May 21 at 10:10
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@PeterCordes - Possible but Lotus Notes/Domino also has LotusScript as an inbuilt language so we probably need to be a little more specific ;-)
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– ElPedro
May 21 at 10:12
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Could actually go a little better than that since IBM rebranded it to IBM Notes but then they rebranded again to IBM Domino so I guess that to be strictly correct it should be "Hi @PeterCordes, I'm IBM Domino Formula" :)
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– ElPedro
May 21 at 10:16
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@PeterCordes Only the essential parts of the language name are required - I'm acceptingPerlas a substitution forPerl 5orPerl 5 -p.
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May 21 at 10:23
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IBM/Lotus Notes Formula Language, 61 62 bytes
+1 because I hadn't noticed the ! at the end of the output.
"Hi"+@Right(i;"I'm")+", I'm IBM/Lotus Notes Formula Language!"
Computed field formula that takes it's input from an editable field i. It would fail for "I'm an I'm" but since that wouldn't make any sense at all I'm assuming that it won't happen.
Shame that at 32 bytes, the name of the language is more than half the total length of the formula!
Screenshot below showing an example input and output:
answered May 21 at 8:52
ElPedroElPedro
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It looks like your language would be good for the job if the name wasn't so long :)
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– connectyourcharger
May 21 at 9:59
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if I was being serious I would probably just call itFormulawhich is how it is referred to in the Notes/Domino developer community :-)
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– ElPedro
May 21 at 10:10
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@PeterCordes - Possible but Lotus Notes/Domino also has LotusScript as an inbuilt language so we probably need to be a little more specific ;-)
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– ElPedro
May 21 at 10:12
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Could actually go a little better than that since IBM rebranded it to IBM Notes but then they rebranded again to IBM Domino so I guess that to be strictly correct it should be "Hi @PeterCordes, I'm IBM Domino Formula" :)
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– ElPedro
May 21 at 10:16
1
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@PeterCordes Only the essential parts of the language name are required - I'm acceptingPerlas a substitution forPerl 5orPerl 5 -p.
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– connectyourcharger
May 21 at 10:23
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IBM/Lotus Notes Formula Language, 61 62 bytes
+1 because I hadn't noticed the ! at the end of the output.
"Hi"+@Right(i;"I'm")+", I'm IBM/Lotus Notes Formula Language!"
Computed field formula that takes it's input from an editable field i. It would fail for "I'm an I'm" but since that wouldn't make any sense at all I'm assuming that it won't happen.
Shame that at 32 bytes, the name of the language is more than half the total length of the formula!
Screenshot below showing an example input and output:
answered May 21 at 8:52
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IBM/Lotus Notes Formula Language, 61 62 bytes
+1 because I hadn't noticed the ! at the end of the output.
"Hi"+@Right(i;"I'm")+", I'm IBM/Lotus Notes Formula Language!"
Computed field formula that takes it's input from an editable field i. It would fail for "I'm an I'm" but since that wouldn't make any sense at all I'm assuming that it won't happen.
Shame that at 32 bytes, the name of the language is more than half the total length of the formula!
Screenshot below showing an example input and output:
answered May 21 at 8:52
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It looks like your language would be good for the job if the name wasn't so long :)
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– connectyourcharger
May 21 at 9:59
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if I was being serious I would probably just call itFormulawhich is how it is referred to in the Notes/Domino developer community :-)
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– ElPedro
May 21 at 10:10
1
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@PeterCordes - Possible but Lotus Notes/Domino also has LotusScript as an inbuilt language so we probably need to be a little more specific ;-)
$endgroup$
– ElPedro
May 21 at 10:12
1
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Could actually go a little better than that since IBM rebranded it to IBM Notes but then they rebranded again to IBM Domino so I guess that to be strictly correct it should be "Hi @PeterCordes, I'm IBM Domino Formula" :)
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– ElPedro
May 21 at 10:16
1
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@PeterCordes Only the essential parts of the language name are required - I'm acceptingPerlas a substitution forPerl 5orPerl 5 -p.
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– connectyourcharger
May 21 at 10:23
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5
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It looks like your language would be good for the job if the name wasn't so long :)
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– connectyourcharger
May 21 at 9:59
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if I was being serious I would probably just call itFormulawhich is how it is referred to in the Notes/Domino developer community :-)
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– ElPedro
May 21 at 10:10
1
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@PeterCordes - Possible but Lotus Notes/Domino also has LotusScript as an inbuilt language so we probably need to be a little more specific ;-)
$endgroup$
– ElPedro
May 21 at 10:12
1
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Could actually go a little better than that since IBM rebranded it to IBM Notes but then they rebranded again to IBM Domino so I guess that to be strictly correct it should be "Hi @PeterCordes, I'm IBM Domino Formula" :)
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– ElPedro
May 21 at 10:16
1
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@PeterCordes Only the essential parts of the language name are required - I'm acceptingPerlas a substitution forPerl 5orPerl 5 -p.
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– connectyourcharger
May 21 at 10:23
5
5
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It looks like your language would be good for the job if the name wasn't so long :)
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– connectyourcharger
May 21 at 9:59
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It looks like your language would be good for the job if the name wasn't so long :)
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– connectyourcharger
May 21 at 9:59
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if I was being serious I would probably just call it
Formula which is how it is referred to in the Notes/Domino developer community :-)$endgroup$
– ElPedro
May 21 at 10:10
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if I was being serious I would probably just call it
Formula which is how it is referred to in the Notes/Domino developer community :-)$endgroup$
– ElPedro
May 21 at 10:10
1
1
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@PeterCordes - Possible but Lotus Notes/Domino also has LotusScript as an inbuilt language so we probably need to be a little more specific ;-)
$endgroup$
– ElPedro
May 21 at 10:12
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@PeterCordes - Possible but Lotus Notes/Domino also has LotusScript as an inbuilt language so we probably need to be a little more specific ;-)
$endgroup$
– ElPedro
May 21 at 10:12
1
1
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Could actually go a little better than that since IBM rebranded it to IBM Notes but then they rebranded again to IBM Domino so I guess that to be strictly correct it should be "Hi @PeterCordes, I'm IBM Domino Formula" :)
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– ElPedro
May 21 at 10:16
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Could actually go a little better than that since IBM rebranded it to IBM Notes but then they rebranded again to IBM Domino so I guess that to be strictly correct it should be "Hi @PeterCordes, I'm IBM Domino Formula" :)
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@PeterCordes Only the essential parts of the language name are required - I'm accepting
Perl as a substitution for Perl 5 or Perl 5 -p.$endgroup$
– connectyourcharger
May 21 at 10:23
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@PeterCordes Only the essential parts of the language name are required - I'm accepting
Perl as a substitution for Perl 5 or Perl 5 -p.$endgroup$
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PHP, 34 32 bytes
Hi<?=substr($argn,3)?>, I'm PHP!
Try it online!
Input via STDIN, call with -F.
$ echo I'm a Stack-Overflow-er|php -F dad.php
Hi a Stack-Overflow-er, I'm PHP!
$ echo I'm hungry|php -F dad.php
Hi hungry, I'm PHP!
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PHP, 34 32 bytes
Hi<?=substr($argn,3)?>, I'm PHP!
Try it online!
Input via STDIN, call with -F.
$ echo I'm a Stack-Overflow-er|php -F dad.php
Hi a Stack-Overflow-er, I'm PHP!
$ echo I'm hungry|php -F dad.php
Hi hungry, I'm PHP!
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PHP, 34 32 bytes
Hi<?=substr($argn,3)?>, I'm PHP!
Try it online!
Input via STDIN, call with -F.
$ echo I'm a Stack-Overflow-er|php -F dad.php
Hi a Stack-Overflow-er, I'm PHP!
$ echo I'm hungry|php -F dad.php
Hi hungry, I'm PHP!
answered May 21 at 15:22
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PHP, 34 32 bytes
Hi<?=substr($argn,3)?>, I'm PHP!
Try it online!
Input via STDIN, call with -F.
$ echo I'm a Stack-Overflow-er|php -F dad.php
Hi a Stack-Overflow-er, I'm PHP!
$ echo I'm hungry|php -F dad.php
Hi hungry, I'm PHP!
answered May 21 at 15:22
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sed (-r), 31 28 25 bytes
-3 bytes thanks to Shaggy
-3 bytes because -r not needed in output
s/I'm(.*)/Hi1, I'm sed!/
TIO
answered May 21 at 9:33
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28 bytes?
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– Shaggy
May 21 at 12:25
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Hmm ... Our way around counting flags was to declare them as different languages so I think you may need the-rbut it would be worth getting Meta to weigh in on it.
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– Shaggy
May 21 at 17:40
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i removed because of perl 5 answer and comments
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– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 22 at 5:34
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sed (-r), 31 28 25 bytes
-3 bytes thanks to Shaggy
-3 bytes because -r not needed in output
s/I'm(.*)/Hi1, I'm sed!/
TIO
answered May 21 at 9:33
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28 bytes?
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– Shaggy
May 21 at 12:25
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Hmm ... Our way around counting flags was to declare them as different languages so I think you may need the-rbut it would be worth getting Meta to weigh in on it.
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– Shaggy
May 21 at 17:40
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i removed because of perl 5 answer and comments
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– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 22 at 5:34
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sed (-r), 31 28 25 bytes
-3 bytes thanks to Shaggy
-3 bytes because -r not needed in output
s/I'm(.*)/Hi1, I'm sed!/
TIO
answered May 21 at 9:33
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sed (-r), 31 28 25 bytes
-3 bytes thanks to Shaggy
-3 bytes because -r not needed in output
s/I'm(.*)/Hi1, I'm sed!/
TIO
answered May 21 at 9:33
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edited May 21 at 15:55
answered May 21 at 9:33
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28 bytes?
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– Shaggy
May 21 at 12:25
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Hmm ... Our way around counting flags was to declare them as different languages so I think you may need the-rbut it would be worth getting Meta to weigh in on it.
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– Shaggy
May 21 at 17:40
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i removed because of perl 5 answer and comments
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– Nahuel Fouilleul
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28 bytes?
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– Shaggy
May 21 at 12:25
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Hmm ... Our way around counting flags was to declare them as different languages so I think you may need the-rbut it would be worth getting Meta to weigh in on it.
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– Shaggy
May 21 at 17:40
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i removed because of perl 5 answer and comments
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– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 22 at 5:34
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28 bytes?
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– Shaggy
May 21 at 12:25
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28 bytes?
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– Shaggy
May 21 at 12:25
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Hmm ... Our way around counting flags was to declare them as different languages so I think you may need the
-r but it would be worth getting Meta to weigh in on it.$endgroup$
– Shaggy
May 21 at 17:40
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Hmm ... Our way around counting flags was to declare them as different languages so I think you may need the
-r but it would be worth getting Meta to weigh in on it.$endgroup$
– Shaggy
May 21 at 17:40
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i removed because of perl 5 answer and comments
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– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 22 at 5:34
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Japt, 18 bytes
`Hi{s3}, I'm Japt!
When Japt's string compression library achieves a 0% compress rate...
Try it
Another 18-byte alternative:
`Hi{Ť}, {¯4}Japt!
answered May 21 at 2:03
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... but still beats Jelly and 05AB1E :)
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Japt, 18 bytes
`Hi{s3}, I'm Japt!
When Japt's string compression library achieves a 0% compress rate...
Try it
Another 18-byte alternative:
`Hi{Ť}, {¯4}Japt!
answered May 21 at 2:03
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... but still beats Jelly and 05AB1E :)
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– Shaggy
May 21 at 8:25
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Japt, 18 bytes
`Hi{s3}, I'm Japt!
When Japt's string compression library achieves a 0% compress rate...
Try it
Another 18-byte alternative:
`Hi{Ť}, {¯4}Japt!
answered May 21 at 2:03
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Japt, 18 bytes
`Hi{s3}, I'm Japt!
When Japt's string compression library achieves a 0% compress rate...
Try it
Another 18-byte alternative:
`Hi{Ť}, {¯4}Japt!
answered May 21 at 2:03
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edited May 22 at 3:20
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... but still beats Jelly and 05AB1E :)
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May 21 at 8:25
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1
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... but still beats Jelly and 05AB1E :)
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– Shaggy
May 21 at 8:25
1
1
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... but still beats Jelly and 05AB1E :)
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– Shaggy
May 21 at 8:25
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... but still beats Jelly and 05AB1E :)
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May 21 at 8:25
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Octave, 35 bytes
@(s)["Hi" s(4:end) ", I'm Octave!"]
Try it online!
@(s) % Anonymous function taking a string input
[ ] % Concatenate everything inside the brackets
"Hi" ", I'm Octave!"] % The fixed parts of the output string
s(4:end) % The input, except "I'm"
% Returns the concatenated string
42 bytes:
I tried retrieving "Octave" somehow, without writing it out, since 6 chars is quite a lot compared to some of the other language names here. Unfortunately, I could only find ver, which outputs a struct with comma separated fields. Takes way more than 6 bytes. :(
@(s)["Hi" s(4:end) ", I'm " {ver.Name}{1}]
Try it online!
answered May 21 at 5:15
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Octave, 35 bytes
@(s)["Hi" s(4:end) ", I'm Octave!"]
Try it online!
@(s) % Anonymous function taking a string input
[ ] % Concatenate everything inside the brackets
"Hi" ", I'm Octave!"] % The fixed parts of the output string
s(4:end) % The input, except "I'm"
% Returns the concatenated string
42 bytes:
I tried retrieving "Octave" somehow, without writing it out, since 6 chars is quite a lot compared to some of the other language names here. Unfortunately, I could only find ver, which outputs a struct with comma separated fields. Takes way more than 6 bytes. :(
@(s)["Hi" s(4:end) ", I'm " {ver.Name}{1}]
Try it online!
answered May 21 at 5:15
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Octave, 35 bytes
@(s)["Hi" s(4:end) ", I'm Octave!"]
Try it online!
@(s) % Anonymous function taking a string input
[ ] % Concatenate everything inside the brackets
"Hi" ", I'm Octave!"] % The fixed parts of the output string
s(4:end) % The input, except "I'm"
% Returns the concatenated string
42 bytes:
I tried retrieving "Octave" somehow, without writing it out, since 6 chars is quite a lot compared to some of the other language names here. Unfortunately, I could only find ver, which outputs a struct with comma separated fields. Takes way more than 6 bytes. :(
@(s)["Hi" s(4:end) ", I'm " {ver.Name}{1}]
Try it online!
answered May 21 at 5:15
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Octave, 35 bytes
@(s)["Hi" s(4:end) ", I'm Octave!"]
Try it online!
@(s) % Anonymous function taking a string input
[ ] % Concatenate everything inside the brackets
"Hi" ", I'm Octave!"] % The fixed parts of the output string
s(4:end) % The input, except "I'm"
% Returns the concatenated string
42 bytes:
I tried retrieving "Octave" somehow, without writing it out, since 6 chars is quite a lot compared to some of the other language names here. Unfortunately, I could only find ver, which outputs a struct with comma separated fields. Takes way more than 6 bytes. :(
@(s)["Hi" s(4:end) ", I'm " {ver.Name}{1}]
Try it online!
answered May 21 at 5:15
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edited May 22 at 7:08
answered May 21 at 5:15
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answered May 21 at 5:15
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Ruby -p, 32 27 26 bytes
-5 bytes by leveraging Nick Kennedy's Jelly answer.
-1 byte from splitting on a different point in the string. Also realized my old bytecount was wrong.
~/m/;$_="Hi#$', I'm Ruby!"
Explanation
# -p gets line of input and saves to $_
~/m/; # Find first 'm' in $_ using regex
$_="Hi#$', I'm Ruby!" # Save modified string to $_
# ($' is the string AFTER the most recent regex match)
# -p outputs $_ to screen
Try it online!
answered May 20 at 23:36
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Cool! Where's your input?
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– connectyourcharger
May 20 at 23:37
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@connectyourcharger added an explanation. Input is STDIN.
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– Value Ink
May 20 at 23:40
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Gotcha. Good answer!
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– connectyourcharger
May 20 at 23:42
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Ruby -p, 32 27 26 bytes
-5 bytes by leveraging Nick Kennedy's Jelly answer.
-1 byte from splitting on a different point in the string. Also realized my old bytecount was wrong.
~/m/;$_="Hi#$', I'm Ruby!"
Explanation
# -p gets line of input and saves to $_
~/m/; # Find first 'm' in $_ using regex
$_="Hi#$', I'm Ruby!" # Save modified string to $_
# ($' is the string AFTER the most recent regex match)
# -p outputs $_ to screen
Try it online!
answered May 20 at 23:36
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Cool! Where's your input?
$endgroup$
– connectyourcharger
May 20 at 23:37
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@connectyourcharger added an explanation. Input is STDIN.
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– Value Ink
May 20 at 23:40
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Gotcha. Good answer!
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– connectyourcharger
May 20 at 23:42
add a comment |
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Ruby -p, 32 27 26 bytes
-5 bytes by leveraging Nick Kennedy's Jelly answer.
-1 byte from splitting on a different point in the string. Also realized my old bytecount was wrong.
~/m/;$_="Hi#$', I'm Ruby!"
Explanation
# -p gets line of input and saves to $_
~/m/; # Find first 'm' in $_ using regex
$_="Hi#$', I'm Ruby!" # Save modified string to $_
# ($' is the string AFTER the most recent regex match)
# -p outputs $_ to screen
Try it online!
answered May 20 at 23:36
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Ruby -p, 32 27 26 bytes
-5 bytes by leveraging Nick Kennedy's Jelly answer.
-1 byte from splitting on a different point in the string. Also realized my old bytecount was wrong.
~/m/;$_="Hi#$', I'm Ruby!"
Explanation
# -p gets line of input and saves to $_
~/m/; # Find first 'm' in $_ using regex
$_="Hi#$', I'm Ruby!" # Save modified string to $_
# ($' is the string AFTER the most recent regex match)
# -p outputs $_ to screen
Try it online!
answered May 20 at 23:36
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Cool! Where's your input?
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– connectyourcharger
May 20 at 23:37
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@connectyourcharger added an explanation. Input is STDIN.
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– Value Ink
May 20 at 23:40
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Gotcha. Good answer!
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– connectyourcharger
May 20 at 23:42
add a comment |
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Cool! Where's your input?
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– connectyourcharger
May 20 at 23:37
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@connectyourcharger added an explanation. Input is STDIN.
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– Value Ink
May 20 at 23:40
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Gotcha. Good answer!
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– connectyourcharger
May 20 at 23:42
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Cool! Where's your input?
$endgroup$
– connectyourcharger
May 20 at 23:37
$begingroup$
Cool! Where's your input?
$endgroup$
– connectyourcharger
May 20 at 23:37
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@connectyourcharger added an explanation. Input is STDIN.
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– Value Ink
May 20 at 23:40
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@connectyourcharger added an explanation. Input is STDIN.
$endgroup$
– Value Ink
May 20 at 23:40
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Gotcha. Good answer!
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– connectyourcharger
May 20 at 23:42
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Gotcha. Good answer!
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– connectyourcharger
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Batch, 22 + 3 = 25 bytes
@echo Hi %*, %0 Batch!
+3 bytes for naming this file I'm (with the required .bat extension for Batch files). Invoke as I'm hungry, when it will echo Hi hungry, I'm Batch!.
answered May 21 at 9:27
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program should receiveI'mbut here it's the name of the script don't know if it's valid, or unless it's the interpreter with the script in current path
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– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 21 at 9:43
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@NahuelFouilleul The interpreter isCMD, so would that actually save me 2 bytes?
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– Neil
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Batch, 22 + 3 = 25 bytes
@echo Hi %*, %0 Batch!
+3 bytes for naming this file I'm (with the required .bat extension for Batch files). Invoke as I'm hungry, when it will echo Hi hungry, I'm Batch!.
answered May 21 at 9:27
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program should receiveI'mbut here it's the name of the script don't know if it's valid, or unless it's the interpreter with the script in current path
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– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 21 at 9:43
1
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@NahuelFouilleul The interpreter isCMD, so would that actually save me 2 bytes?
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– Neil
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Batch, 22 + 3 = 25 bytes
@echo Hi %*, %0 Batch!
+3 bytes for naming this file I'm (with the required .bat extension for Batch files). Invoke as I'm hungry, when it will echo Hi hungry, I'm Batch!.
answered May 21 at 9:27
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Batch, 22 + 3 = 25 bytes
@echo Hi %*, %0 Batch!
+3 bytes for naming this file I'm (with the required .bat extension for Batch files). Invoke as I'm hungry, when it will echo Hi hungry, I'm Batch!.
answered May 21 at 9:27
NeilNeil
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NeilNeil
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answered May 21 at 9:27
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program should receiveI'mbut here it's the name of the script don't know if it's valid, or unless it's the interpreter with the script in current path
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– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 21 at 9:43
1
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@NahuelFouilleul The interpreter isCMD, so would that actually save me 2 bytes?
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– Neil
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program should receiveI'mbut here it's the name of the script don't know if it's valid, or unless it's the interpreter with the script in current path
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– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 21 at 9:43
1
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@NahuelFouilleul The interpreter isCMD, so would that actually save me 2 bytes?
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– Neil
May 21 at 10:03
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program should receive
I'm but here it's the name of the script don't know if it's valid, or unless it's the interpreter with the script in current path$endgroup$
– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 21 at 9:43
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program should receive
I'm but here it's the name of the script don't know if it's valid, or unless it's the interpreter with the script in current path$endgroup$
– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 21 at 9:43
1
1
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@NahuelFouilleul The interpreter is
CMD, so would that actually save me 2 bytes?$endgroup$
– Neil
May 21 at 10:03
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@NahuelFouilleul The interpreter is
CMD, so would that actually save me 2 bytes?$endgroup$
– Neil
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Perl 6, 30 28 27 bytes
{S/.../Hi/~", I'm Perl 6!"}
Try it online!
answered May 21 at 2:57
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Perl 6, 30 28 27 bytes
{S/.../Hi/~", I'm Perl 6!"}
Try it online!
answered May 21 at 2:57
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Perl 6, 30 28 27 bytes
{S/.../Hi/~", I'm Perl 6!"}
Try it online!
answered May 21 at 2:57
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Perl 6, 30 28 27 bytes
{S/.../Hi/~", I'm Perl 6!"}
Try it online!
answered May 21 at 2:57
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Perl 5 -p, 31 24 bytes
Cut down based on clarifications from OP and a suggestion from @NahuelFouilleul.
/ /;$_="Hi $', $` Perl!"
Try it online!
answered May 21 at 4:16
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29 bytes
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– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 21 at 7:14
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also maybe$^X $]special variables could be used, however 5 is shorter than$]
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– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 21 at 7:18
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Do you need to include the5as part of the name of the language? i.e. could you argue that Perl 5 "thinks of itself" as "Perl"? That was the case before Perl 6 existed, and codegolf answers only need to work on at least one implementation of the language, so pick an old one?
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– Peter Cordes
May 21 at 9:58
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OP confirms thatPerlis sufficient. And that the use of the-poption doesn't have to be considered part of the language name.
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– Peter Cordes
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Perl 5 -p, 31 24 bytes
Cut down based on clarifications from OP and a suggestion from @NahuelFouilleul.
/ /;$_="Hi $', $` Perl!"
Try it online!
answered May 21 at 4:16
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29 bytes
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– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 21 at 7:14
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also maybe$^X $]special variables could be used, however 5 is shorter than$]
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– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 21 at 7:18
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Do you need to include the5as part of the name of the language? i.e. could you argue that Perl 5 "thinks of itself" as "Perl"? That was the case before Perl 6 existed, and codegolf answers only need to work on at least one implementation of the language, so pick an old one?
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– Peter Cordes
May 21 at 9:58
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OP confirms thatPerlis sufficient. And that the use of the-poption doesn't have to be considered part of the language name.
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Perl 5 -p, 31 24 bytes
Cut down based on clarifications from OP and a suggestion from @NahuelFouilleul.
/ /;$_="Hi $', $` Perl!"
Try it online!
answered May 21 at 4:16
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Perl 5 -p, 31 24 bytes
Cut down based on clarifications from OP and a suggestion from @NahuelFouilleul.
/ /;$_="Hi $', $` Perl!"
Try it online!
answered May 21 at 4:16
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answered May 21 at 4:16
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29 bytes
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– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 21 at 7:14
1
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also maybe$^X $]special variables could be used, however 5 is shorter than$]
$endgroup$
– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 21 at 7:18
$begingroup$
Do you need to include the5as part of the name of the language? i.e. could you argue that Perl 5 "thinks of itself" as "Perl"? That was the case before Perl 6 existed, and codegolf answers only need to work on at least one implementation of the language, so pick an old one?
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– Peter Cordes
May 21 at 9:58
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OP confirms thatPerlis sufficient. And that the use of the-poption doesn't have to be considered part of the language name.
$endgroup$
– Peter Cordes
May 21 at 10:24
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1
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29 bytes
$endgroup$
– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 21 at 7:14
1
$begingroup$
also maybe$^X $]special variables could be used, however 5 is shorter than$]
$endgroup$
– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 21 at 7:18
$begingroup$
Do you need to include the5as part of the name of the language? i.e. could you argue that Perl 5 "thinks of itself" as "Perl"? That was the case before Perl 6 existed, and codegolf answers only need to work on at least one implementation of the language, so pick an old one?
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– Peter Cordes
May 21 at 9:58
$begingroup$
OP confirms thatPerlis sufficient. And that the use of the-poption doesn't have to be considered part of the language name.
$endgroup$
– Peter Cordes
May 21 at 10:24
1
1
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29 bytes
$endgroup$
– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 21 at 7:14
$begingroup$
29 bytes
$endgroup$
– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 21 at 7:14
1
1
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also maybe
$^X $] special variables could be used, however 5 is shorter than $]$endgroup$
– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 21 at 7:18
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also maybe
$^X $] special variables could be used, however 5 is shorter than $]$endgroup$
– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 21 at 7:18
$begingroup$
Do you need to include the
5 as part of the name of the language? i.e. could you argue that Perl 5 "thinks of itself" as "Perl"? That was the case before Perl 6 existed, and codegolf answers only need to work on at least one implementation of the language, so pick an old one?$endgroup$
– Peter Cordes
May 21 at 9:58
$begingroup$
Do you need to include the
5 as part of the name of the language? i.e. could you argue that Perl 5 "thinks of itself" as "Perl"? That was the case before Perl 6 existed, and codegolf answers only need to work on at least one implementation of the language, so pick an old one?$endgroup$
– Peter Cordes
May 21 at 9:58
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OP confirms that
Perl is sufficient. And that the use of the -p option doesn't have to be considered part of the language name.$endgroup$
– Peter Cordes
May 21 at 10:24
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OP confirms that
Perl is sufficient. And that the use of the -p option doesn't have to be considered part of the language name.$endgroup$
– Peter Cordes
May 21 at 10:24
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Jelly, 16 15 bytes
Ḋa⁾Hi“'ṫṗḶ/÷!Ṗ»
A full program accepting a (Python formatted) string argument which prints the result.
Try it online!
How?
Ḋa⁾Hi“'ṫṗḶ/÷!Ṗ» - Link: list of characters e.g. "I'm a programmer"
Ḋ - dequeue "'m a programmer"
⁾Hi - pair of characters "Hi"
a - logical AND (vectorises) "Hi a programmer"
“'ṫṗḶ/÷!Ṗ» - list of characters ", I'm Jelly!"
- - since this is a new leading constant chain the previous result
- is implicitly printed (with no trailing newline)
- program result is implicitly printed (again with no trailing newline)
Note: Ḋ⁾Hio... works too.
answered May 21 at 10:59
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Jelly, 16 15 bytes
Ḋa⁾Hi“'ṫṗḶ/÷!Ṗ»
A full program accepting a (Python formatted) string argument which prints the result.
Try it online!
How?
Ḋa⁾Hi“'ṫṗḶ/÷!Ṗ» - Link: list of characters e.g. "I'm a programmer"
Ḋ - dequeue "'m a programmer"
⁾Hi - pair of characters "Hi"
a - logical AND (vectorises) "Hi a programmer"
“'ṫṗḶ/÷!Ṗ» - list of characters ", I'm Jelly!"
- - since this is a new leading constant chain the previous result
- is implicitly printed (with no trailing newline)
- program result is implicitly printed (again with no trailing newline)
Note: Ḋ⁾Hio... works too.
answered May 21 at 10:59
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Jelly, 16 15 bytes
Ḋa⁾Hi“'ṫṗḶ/÷!Ṗ»
A full program accepting a (Python formatted) string argument which prints the result.
Try it online!
How?
Ḋa⁾Hi“'ṫṗḶ/÷!Ṗ» - Link: list of characters e.g. "I'm a programmer"
Ḋ - dequeue "'m a programmer"
⁾Hi - pair of characters "Hi"
a - logical AND (vectorises) "Hi a programmer"
“'ṫṗḶ/÷!Ṗ» - list of characters ", I'm Jelly!"
- - since this is a new leading constant chain the previous result
- is implicitly printed (with no trailing newline)
- program result is implicitly printed (again with no trailing newline)
Note: Ḋ⁾Hio... works too.
answered May 21 at 10:59
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Jelly, 16 15 bytes
Ḋa⁾Hi“'ṫṗḶ/÷!Ṗ»
A full program accepting a (Python formatted) string argument which prints the result.
Try it online!
How?
Ḋa⁾Hi“'ṫṗḶ/÷!Ṗ» - Link: list of characters e.g. "I'm a programmer"
Ḋ - dequeue "'m a programmer"
⁾Hi - pair of characters "Hi"
a - logical AND (vectorises) "Hi a programmer"
“'ṫṗḶ/÷!Ṗ» - list of characters ", I'm Jelly!"
- - since this is a new leading constant chain the previous result
- is implicitly printed (with no trailing newline)
- program result is implicitly printed (again with no trailing newline)
Note: Ḋ⁾Hio... works too.
answered May 21 at 10:59
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edited May 21 at 16:47
answered May 21 at 10:59
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Jelly, 20 17 bytes
ṫ4;“'ṫṗḶ/÷!Ṗ»⁾Hi;
Try it online!
A monadic link taking the input as its argument and returning a Jelly string.
Explanation
ṫ4 | everything from 4th character on
;“'ṫṗḶ/÷!Ṗ» | concatenate ", I’m Jelly!" to the end
⁾Hi; | concatenate "Hi" to the beginning
answered May 20 at 23:53
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Hang on, Jelly has a built-in just for the word "Jelly"?
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– connectyourcharger
May 20 at 23:55
3
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@connectyourcharger it’s a compressed dictionary word
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– Nick Kennedy
May 20 at 23:56
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Ah, that makes sense
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May 20 at 23:56
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Jelly, 20 17 bytes
ṫ4;“'ṫṗḶ/÷!Ṗ»⁾Hi;
Try it online!
A monadic link taking the input as its argument and returning a Jelly string.
Explanation
ṫ4 | everything from 4th character on
;“'ṫṗḶ/÷!Ṗ» | concatenate ", I’m Jelly!" to the end
⁾Hi; | concatenate "Hi" to the beginning
answered May 20 at 23:53
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1
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Hang on, Jelly has a built-in just for the word "Jelly"?
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– connectyourcharger
May 20 at 23:55
3
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@connectyourcharger it’s a compressed dictionary word
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– Nick Kennedy
May 20 at 23:56
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Ah, that makes sense
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May 20 at 23:56
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Jelly, 20 17 bytes
ṫ4;“'ṫṗḶ/÷!Ṗ»⁾Hi;
Try it online!
A monadic link taking the input as its argument and returning a Jelly string.
Explanation
ṫ4 | everything from 4th character on
;“'ṫṗḶ/÷!Ṗ» | concatenate ", I’m Jelly!" to the end
⁾Hi; | concatenate "Hi" to the beginning
answered May 20 at 23:53
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Jelly, 20 17 bytes
ṫ4;“'ṫṗḶ/÷!Ṗ»⁾Hi;
Try it online!
A monadic link taking the input as its argument and returning a Jelly string.
Explanation
ṫ4 | everything from 4th character on
;“'ṫṗḶ/÷!Ṗ» | concatenate ", I’m Jelly!" to the end
⁾Hi; | concatenate "Hi" to the beginning
answered May 20 at 23:53
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answered May 20 at 23:53
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answered May 20 at 23:53
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Hang on, Jelly has a built-in just for the word "Jelly"?
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– connectyourcharger
May 20 at 23:55
3
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@connectyourcharger it’s a compressed dictionary word
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– Nick Kennedy
May 20 at 23:56
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Ah, that makes sense
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– connectyourcharger
May 20 at 23:56
add a comment |
1
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Hang on, Jelly has a built-in just for the word "Jelly"?
$endgroup$
– connectyourcharger
May 20 at 23:55
3
$begingroup$
@connectyourcharger it’s a compressed dictionary word
$endgroup$
– Nick Kennedy
May 20 at 23:56
$begingroup$
Ah, that makes sense
$endgroup$
– connectyourcharger
May 20 at 23:56
1
1
$begingroup$
Hang on, Jelly has a built-in just for the word "Jelly"?
$endgroup$
– connectyourcharger
May 20 at 23:55
$begingroup$
Hang on, Jelly has a built-in just for the word "Jelly"?
$endgroup$
– connectyourcharger
May 20 at 23:55
3
3
$begingroup$
@connectyourcharger it’s a compressed dictionary word
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– Nick Kennedy
May 20 at 23:56
$begingroup$
@connectyourcharger it’s a compressed dictionary word
$endgroup$
– Nick Kennedy
May 20 at 23:56
$begingroup$
Ah, that makes sense
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– connectyourcharger
May 20 at 23:56
$begingroup$
Ah, that makes sense
$endgroup$
– connectyourcharger
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VBA (Excel), 27 28 bytes
?"Hi"Mid([A1],4)", I'm VBA!
Input goes in cell A1 of the Active Sheet in Excel, run code in the Immediate Window
Takes advantage of the fact that "SomeString"SomeValue and SomeValue"SomeString" will implicitly concatenate, and that omitting the third argument from the MID function will take all characters from the end of the input - turning it into a "dump initial characters" function
(-1 byte thanks to Shaggy, but +1 when OP confirmed that all answers should end with an exclamation mark)
(-1 byte thanks to Taylor Scott reminding me that the final double-quote was optional)
answered May 21 at 8:24
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Could you remove the space afterHiand replace5with4?
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– Shaggy
May 21 at 12:24
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@Shaggy ... Yes, yes I could. No idea how I missed that, thank you
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– Chronocidal
May 21 at 12:27
1
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You can drop a byte by removing the very last"from this solution, and as you use evaluate notation (the square brackets) you should mark this solution as being Excel VBA, as that notation is only available in Excel
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– Taylor Scott
Jun 6 at 12:18
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VBA (Excel), 27 28 bytes
?"Hi"Mid([A1],4)", I'm VBA!
Input goes in cell A1 of the Active Sheet in Excel, run code in the Immediate Window
Takes advantage of the fact that "SomeString"SomeValue and SomeValue"SomeString" will implicitly concatenate, and that omitting the third argument from the MID function will take all characters from the end of the input - turning it into a "dump initial characters" function
(-1 byte thanks to Shaggy, but +1 when OP confirmed that all answers should end with an exclamation mark)
(-1 byte thanks to Taylor Scott reminding me that the final double-quote was optional)
answered May 21 at 8:24
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Could you remove the space afterHiand replace5with4?
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– Shaggy
May 21 at 12:24
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@Shaggy ... Yes, yes I could. No idea how I missed that, thank you
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– Chronocidal
May 21 at 12:27
1
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You can drop a byte by removing the very last"from this solution, and as you use evaluate notation (the square brackets) you should mark this solution as being Excel VBA, as that notation is only available in Excel
$endgroup$
– Taylor Scott
Jun 6 at 12:18
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VBA (Excel), 27 28 bytes
?"Hi"Mid([A1],4)", I'm VBA!
Input goes in cell A1 of the Active Sheet in Excel, run code in the Immediate Window
Takes advantage of the fact that "SomeString"SomeValue and SomeValue"SomeString" will implicitly concatenate, and that omitting the third argument from the MID function will take all characters from the end of the input - turning it into a "dump initial characters" function
(-1 byte thanks to Shaggy, but +1 when OP confirmed that all answers should end with an exclamation mark)
(-1 byte thanks to Taylor Scott reminding me that the final double-quote was optional)
answered May 21 at 8:24
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VBA (Excel), 27 28 bytes
?"Hi"Mid([A1],4)", I'm VBA!
Input goes in cell A1 of the Active Sheet in Excel, run code in the Immediate Window
Takes advantage of the fact that "SomeString"SomeValue and SomeValue"SomeString" will implicitly concatenate, and that omitting the third argument from the MID function will take all characters from the end of the input - turning it into a "dump initial characters" function
(-1 byte thanks to Shaggy, but +1 when OP confirmed that all answers should end with an exclamation mark)
(-1 byte thanks to Taylor Scott reminding me that the final double-quote was optional)
answered May 21 at 8:24
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edited Jun 6 at 12:53
answered May 21 at 8:24
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answered May 21 at 8:24
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Could you remove the space afterHiand replace5with4?
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– Shaggy
May 21 at 12:24
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@Shaggy ... Yes, yes I could. No idea how I missed that, thank you
$endgroup$
– Chronocidal
May 21 at 12:27
1
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You can drop a byte by removing the very last"from this solution, and as you use evaluate notation (the square brackets) you should mark this solution as being Excel VBA, as that notation is only available in Excel
$endgroup$
– Taylor Scott
Jun 6 at 12:18
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1
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Could you remove the space afterHiand replace5with4?
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– Shaggy
May 21 at 12:24
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@Shaggy ... Yes, yes I could. No idea how I missed that, thank you
$endgroup$
– Chronocidal
May 21 at 12:27
1
$begingroup$
You can drop a byte by removing the very last"from this solution, and as you use evaluate notation (the square brackets) you should mark this solution as being Excel VBA, as that notation is only available in Excel
$endgroup$
– Taylor Scott
Jun 6 at 12:18
1
1
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Could you remove the space after
Hi and replace 5 with 4?$endgroup$
– Shaggy
May 21 at 12:24
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Could you remove the space after
Hi and replace 5 with 4?$endgroup$
– Shaggy
May 21 at 12:24
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@Shaggy ... Yes, yes I could. No idea how I missed that, thank you
$endgroup$
– Chronocidal
May 21 at 12:27
$begingroup$
@Shaggy ... Yes, yes I could. No idea how I missed that, thank you
$endgroup$
– Chronocidal
May 21 at 12:27
1
1
$begingroup$
You can drop a byte by removing the very last
" from this solution, and as you use evaluate notation (the square brackets) you should mark this solution as being Excel VBA, as that notation is only available in Excel$endgroup$
– Taylor Scott
Jun 6 at 12:18
$begingroup$
You can drop a byte by removing the very last
" from this solution, and as you use evaluate notation (the square brackets) you should mark this solution as being Excel VBA, as that notation is only available in Excel$endgroup$
– Taylor Scott
Jun 6 at 12:18
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J, 22 bytes
', I''m J!',~'Hi',3}.]
Try it online!
answered May 21 at 0:45
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J, 22 bytes
', I''m J!',~'Hi',3}.]
Try it online!
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J, 22 bytes
', I''m J!',~'Hi',3}.]
Try it online!
answered May 21 at 0:45
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J, 22 bytes
', I''m J!',~'Hi',3}.]
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answered May 21 at 0:45
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Rust, 41 bytes
|x:&str|print!("Hi{}, I'm Rust!",&x[3..])
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answered May 21 at 6:38
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Rust, 41 bytes
|x:&str|print!("Hi{}, I'm Rust!",&x[3..])
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answered May 21 at 6:38
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Rust, 41 bytes
|x:&str|print!("Hi{}, I'm Rust!",&x[3..])
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answered May 21 at 6:38
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Rust, 41 bytes
|x:&str|print!("Hi{}, I'm Rust!",&x[3..])
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answered May 21 at 6:38
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05AB1E, 23 21 bytes
Saved 2 bytes thanks to Kevin Cruijssen
',«#À„Hiš"05AB1E!"ªðý
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Explanation
',« # append ","
# # split on spaces
À # rotate left
„Hiš # prepend "Hi"
"05AB1E!"ª # append the language name
ðý # join on spaces
answered May 21 at 6:20
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21 bytes. And too bad the exclamation mark is there.. Since•äƵí•hRis 1 byte shorter than"05AB1E". :)
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– Kevin Cruijssen
May 21 at 7:44
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@KevinCruijssen: Wow! I feel stupid that I didn't start with the ",". Yeah I tried•äƵí•hRas well, but as you say, it unfortunately doesn't save any here.
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05AB1E, 23 21 bytes
Saved 2 bytes thanks to Kevin Cruijssen
',«#À„Hiš"05AB1E!"ªðý
Try it online!
Explanation
',« # append ","
# # split on spaces
À # rotate left
„Hiš # prepend "Hi"
"05AB1E!"ª # append the language name
ðý # join on spaces
answered May 21 at 6:20
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21 bytes. And too bad the exclamation mark is there.. Since•äƵí•hRis 1 byte shorter than"05AB1E". :)
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– Kevin Cruijssen
May 21 at 7:44
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@KevinCruijssen: Wow! I feel stupid that I didn't start with the ",". Yeah I tried•äƵí•hRas well, but as you say, it unfortunately doesn't save any here.
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May 21 at 8:08
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05AB1E, 23 21 bytes
Saved 2 bytes thanks to Kevin Cruijssen
',«#À„Hiš"05AB1E!"ªðý
Try it online!
Explanation
',« # append ","
# # split on spaces
À # rotate left
„Hiš # prepend "Hi"
"05AB1E!"ª # append the language name
ðý # join on spaces
answered May 21 at 6:20
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05AB1E, 23 21 bytes
Saved 2 bytes thanks to Kevin Cruijssen
',«#À„Hiš"05AB1E!"ªðý
Try it online!
Explanation
',« # append ","
# # split on spaces
À # rotate left
„Hiš # prepend "Hi"
"05AB1E!"ª # append the language name
ðý # join on spaces
answered May 21 at 6:20
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21 bytes. And too bad the exclamation mark is there.. Since•äƵí•hRis 1 byte shorter than"05AB1E". :)
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– Kevin Cruijssen
May 21 at 7:44
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@KevinCruijssen: Wow! I feel stupid that I didn't start with the ",". Yeah I tried•äƵí•hRas well, but as you say, it unfortunately doesn't save any here.
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21 bytes. And too bad the exclamation mark is there.. Since•äƵí•hRis 1 byte shorter than"05AB1E". :)
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– Kevin Cruijssen
May 21 at 7:44
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@KevinCruijssen: Wow! I feel stupid that I didn't start with the ",". Yeah I tried•äƵí•hRas well, but as you say, it unfortunately doesn't save any here.
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– Emigna
May 21 at 8:08
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21 bytes. And too bad the exclamation mark is there.. Since
•äƵí•hR is 1 byte shorter than "05AB1E". :)$endgroup$
– Kevin Cruijssen
May 21 at 7:44
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21 bytes. And too bad the exclamation mark is there.. Since
•äƵí•hR is 1 byte shorter than "05AB1E". :)$endgroup$
– Kevin Cruijssen
May 21 at 7:44
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@KevinCruijssen: Wow! I feel stupid that I didn't start with the ",". Yeah I tried
•äƵí•hR as well, but as you say, it unfortunately doesn't save any here.$endgroup$
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May 21 at 8:08
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@KevinCruijssen: Wow! I feel stupid that I didn't start with the ",". Yeah I tried
•äƵí•hR as well, but as you say, it unfortunately doesn't save any here.$endgroup$
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QuadR, 22 bytes
^...
$
Hi
, I'm QuadR!
Try it online!
This replaces:
^... three initial characters
and$ the end-of-line
with
Hi
and,I'm QuadR
respectively
answered May 21 at 9:12
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So you could exchange the middle two lines and change the language to Retina and still beat @KevinCruijssen's answer?
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– Neil
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@Neil I guess so, but your's is still shorter. Tbf, QuadR is but a thin cover for the not-intended-for-golf⎕RAPL operator.
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– Adám
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Ah, but my answer only works for Retina 1, not Retina 0.8.2 though.
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QuadR, 22 bytes
^...
$
Hi
, I'm QuadR!
Try it online!
This replaces:
^... three initial characters
and$ the end-of-line
with
Hi
and,I'm QuadR
respectively
answered May 21 at 9:12
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So you could exchange the middle two lines and change the language to Retina and still beat @KevinCruijssen's answer?
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– Neil
May 21 at 12:28
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@Neil I guess so, but your's is still shorter. Tbf, QuadR is but a thin cover for the not-intended-for-golf⎕RAPL operator.
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– Adám
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Ah, but my answer only works for Retina 1, not Retina 0.8.2 though.
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– Neil
May 21 at 15:35
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QuadR, 22 bytes
^...
$
Hi
, I'm QuadR!
Try it online!
This replaces:
^... three initial characters
and$ the end-of-line
with
Hi
and,I'm QuadR
respectively
answered May 21 at 9:12
AdámAdám
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QuadR, 22 bytes
^...
$
Hi
, I'm QuadR!
Try it online!
This replaces:
^... three initial characters
and$ the end-of-line
with
Hi
and,I'm QuadR
respectively
answered May 21 at 9:12
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answered May 21 at 9:12
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answered May 21 at 9:12
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So you could exchange the middle two lines and change the language to Retina and still beat @KevinCruijssen's answer?
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– Neil
May 21 at 12:28
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@Neil I guess so, but your's is still shorter. Tbf, QuadR is but a thin cover for the not-intended-for-golf⎕RAPL operator.
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– Adám
May 21 at 15:22
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Ah, but my answer only works for Retina 1, not Retina 0.8.2 though.
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May 21 at 15:35
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So you could exchange the middle two lines and change the language to Retina and still beat @KevinCruijssen's answer?
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– Neil
May 21 at 12:28
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@Neil I guess so, but your's is still shorter. Tbf, QuadR is but a thin cover for the not-intended-for-golf⎕RAPL operator.
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– Adám
May 21 at 15:22
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Ah, but my answer only works for Retina 1, not Retina 0.8.2 though.
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– Neil
May 21 at 15:35
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So you could exchange the middle two lines and change the language to Retina and still beat @KevinCruijssen's answer?
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– Neil
May 21 at 12:28
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So you could exchange the middle two lines and change the language to Retina and still beat @KevinCruijssen's answer?
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– Neil
May 21 at 12:28
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@Neil I guess so, but your's is still shorter. Tbf, QuadR is but a thin cover for the not-intended-for-golf
⎕R APL operator.$endgroup$
– Adám
May 21 at 15:22
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@Neil I guess so, but your's is still shorter. Tbf, QuadR is but a thin cover for the not-intended-for-golf
⎕R APL operator.$endgroup$
– Adám
May 21 at 15:22
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Ah, but my answer only works for Retina 1, not Retina 0.8.2 though.
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– Neil
May 21 at 15:35
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Ah, but my answer only works for Retina 1, not Retina 0.8.2 though.
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Retina, 22 21 bytes
3L$`
Hi$', $` Retina!
Try it online! Link includes test cases. Does not work in Retina 0.8.2, so adapt @Adám's QuadR answer instead. Explanation: The pattern is empty, so it matches at every position in the input string. We only need the third (or fourth would work) match however. The substitution is then applied to that match. Within that substitution, $' refers to the rest of the string and $` refers the the beginning of the string.
answered May 21 at 9:23
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Retina, 22 21 bytes
3L$`
Hi$', $` Retina!
Try it online! Link includes test cases. Does not work in Retina 0.8.2, so adapt @Adám's QuadR answer instead. Explanation: The pattern is empty, so it matches at every position in the input string. We only need the third (or fourth would work) match however. The substitution is then applied to that match. Within that substitution, $' refers to the rest of the string and $` refers the the beginning of the string.
answered May 21 at 9:23
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Retina, 22 21 bytes
3L$`
Hi$', $` Retina!
Try it online! Link includes test cases. Does not work in Retina 0.8.2, so adapt @Adám's QuadR answer instead. Explanation: The pattern is empty, so it matches at every position in the input string. We only need the third (or fourth would work) match however. The substitution is then applied to that match. Within that substitution, $' refers to the rest of the string and $` refers the the beginning of the string.
answered May 21 at 9:23
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Retina, 22 21 bytes
3L$`
Hi$', $` Retina!
Try it online! Link includes test cases. Does not work in Retina 0.8.2, so adapt @Adám's QuadR answer instead. Explanation: The pattern is empty, so it matches at every position in the input string. We only need the third (or fourth would work) match however. The substitution is then applied to that match. Within that substitution, $' refers to the rest of the string and $` refers the the beginning of the string.
answered May 21 at 9:23
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answered May 21 at 9:23
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Retina 0.8.2, 26 25 23 bytes
^...
Hi
$
, I'm Retina!
-1 byte thanks to @attinat.
-2 bytes by porting @Adám's QuadR answer, so make sure to upvote him!!
PS: @Neil posted a shorter Retina answer in the new version, so I've changed this answer to Retina 0.8.2 explicitly.
Try it online.
Explanation:
Replace the first three characters with "Hi":
^...
Hi
And then append a trailing ", I'm Retina!" (by replacing the end of the string):
$
, I'm Retina!
answered May 21 at 7:50
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1
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Shouldn't it be like this instead?
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– attinat
May 21 at 8:06
2
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or better, 25 bytes
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– attinat
May 21 at 8:09
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@attinat Ah, of course, hadn't even noticed the incorrect output.. >.> And thanks for the -1!
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– Kevin Cruijssen
May 21 at 8:43
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Retina 0.8.2, 26 25 23 bytes
^...
Hi
$
, I'm Retina!
-1 byte thanks to @attinat.
-2 bytes by porting @Adám's QuadR answer, so make sure to upvote him!!
PS: @Neil posted a shorter Retina answer in the new version, so I've changed this answer to Retina 0.8.2 explicitly.
Try it online.
Explanation:
Replace the first three characters with "Hi":
^...
Hi
And then append a trailing ", I'm Retina!" (by replacing the end of the string):
$
, I'm Retina!
answered May 21 at 7:50
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1
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Shouldn't it be like this instead?
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– attinat
May 21 at 8:06
2
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or better, 25 bytes
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– attinat
May 21 at 8:09
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@attinat Ah, of course, hadn't even noticed the incorrect output.. >.> And thanks for the -1!
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– Kevin Cruijssen
May 21 at 8:43
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Retina 0.8.2, 26 25 23 bytes
^...
Hi
$
, I'm Retina!
-1 byte thanks to @attinat.
-2 bytes by porting @Adám's QuadR answer, so make sure to upvote him!!
PS: @Neil posted a shorter Retina answer in the new version, so I've changed this answer to Retina 0.8.2 explicitly.
Try it online.
Explanation:
Replace the first three characters with "Hi":
^...
Hi
And then append a trailing ", I'm Retina!" (by replacing the end of the string):
$
, I'm Retina!
answered May 21 at 7:50
Kevin CruijssenKevin Cruijssen
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Retina 0.8.2, 26 25 23 bytes
^...
Hi
$
, I'm Retina!
-1 byte thanks to @attinat.
-2 bytes by porting @Adám's QuadR answer, so make sure to upvote him!!
PS: @Neil posted a shorter Retina answer in the new version, so I've changed this answer to Retina 0.8.2 explicitly.
Try it online.
Explanation:
Replace the first three characters with "Hi":
^...
Hi
And then append a trailing ", I'm Retina!" (by replacing the end of the string):
$
, I'm Retina!
answered May 21 at 7:50
Kevin CruijssenKevin Cruijssen
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answered May 21 at 7:50
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Shouldn't it be like this instead?
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– attinat
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2
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or better, 25 bytes
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– attinat
May 21 at 8:09
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@attinat Ah, of course, hadn't even noticed the incorrect output.. >.> And thanks for the -1!
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– Kevin Cruijssen
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1
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Shouldn't it be like this instead?
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– attinat
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2
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or better, 25 bytes
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– attinat
May 21 at 8:09
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@attinat Ah, of course, hadn't even noticed the incorrect output.. >.> And thanks for the -1!
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– Kevin Cruijssen
May 21 at 8:43
1
1
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Shouldn't it be like this instead?
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– attinat
May 21 at 8:06
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Shouldn't it be like this instead?
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– attinat
May 21 at 8:06
2
2
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or better, 25 bytes
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– attinat
May 21 at 8:09
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or better, 25 bytes
$endgroup$
– attinat
May 21 at 8:09
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@attinat Ah, of course, hadn't even noticed the incorrect output.. >.> And thanks for the -1!
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– Kevin Cruijssen
May 21 at 8:43
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@attinat Ah, of course, hadn't even noticed the incorrect output.. >.> And thanks for the -1!
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bash, 24 bytes
echo Hi ${@:2}, $1 bash!
TIO
answered May 21 at 7:10
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replacebashwith$0to save a couple of bytes
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– roblogic
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1
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@roblogic,$0would print script name or runningbash -c 'echo Hi ${@:2}, $1 $0!' bash $@but should count in size
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– Nahuel Fouilleul
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bash, 24 bytes
echo Hi ${@:2}, $1 bash!
TIO
answered May 21 at 7:10
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replacebashwith$0to save a couple of bytes
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@roblogic,$0would print script name or runningbash -c 'echo Hi ${@:2}, $1 $0!' bash $@but should count in size
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bash, 24 bytes
echo Hi ${@:2}, $1 bash!
TIO
answered May 21 at 7:10
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bash, 24 bytes
echo Hi ${@:2}, $1 bash!
TIO
answered May 21 at 7:10
Nahuel FouilleulNahuel Fouilleul
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edited May 21 at 15:50
answered May 21 at 7:10
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answered May 21 at 7:10
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answered May 21 at 7:10
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replacebashwith$0to save a couple of bytes
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– roblogic
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1
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@roblogic,$0would print script name or runningbash -c 'echo Hi ${@:2}, $1 $0!' bash $@but should count in size
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– Nahuel Fouilleul
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replacebashwith$0to save a couple of bytes
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– roblogic
May 23 at 1:04
1
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@roblogic,$0would print script name or runningbash -c 'echo Hi ${@:2}, $1 $0!' bash $@but should count in size
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– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 23 at 18:16
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replace
bash with $0 to save a couple of bytes$endgroup$
– roblogic
May 23 at 1:04
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replace
bash with $0 to save a couple of bytes$endgroup$
– roblogic
May 23 at 1:04
1
1
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@roblogic,
$0 would print script name or running bash -c 'echo Hi ${@:2}, $1 $0!' bash $@ but should count in size$endgroup$
– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 23 at 18:16
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@roblogic,
$0 would print script name or running bash -c 'echo Hi ${@:2}, $1 $0!' bash $@ but should count in size$endgroup$
– Nahuel Fouilleul
May 23 at 18:16
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One of the ways I considered telling my family that my wife was expecting was by telling as many dad jokes as possible and seeing who caught on!
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Some example outputs end with exclamation and some do not. What is the significance?
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Usual practice is to give it much longer before accepting an answer, if you do so at all: codegolf.meta.stackexchange.com/q/2035/66252
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And the tie-breaker isn't votes, it's who reached the lowest score first.
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Now waiting for the next golfing language that's name is an empty string.
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